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theme is from: @PhantasyReign. I write books!

[dogpuppy]

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[machine-unlearning]

Alright. Enough joking. The brain development begins now

[machine-unlearning]

How's it going?

still insane

starting a podcast

Voting ended onJan 8

[machine-unlearning]

Mid-year check-in: How’s it going?

still insane

starting a podcast

podcast started 👍

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

MORE BLACK MAGICAL GIRLS MORE LATINA MAGICAL GIRLS MORE INDIGENOUS MAGICAL GIRLS MORE TRANS MAGICAL GIRLS

[dollzcomix]

"i'm not allowed to feel emotions" okay put on the eyepatch and clutch your demon eye lil sis

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[soy-bean-factory]

that time of the year that i say im alive and that im doing art fight if you guys want to check up on my art

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[hamthefunnyfish]

it was so bad when that initial wave of Pokemon card collector market slop hit, I had to see entire TCG sections in kids aisles have to be removed and sent into the front register area in a locked box next to baby formula, like it was so fucking bad they moved into the police propaganda lock box shit

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[whitakerforever]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[rafaanimations]

Thank you @/leyklussyn for enthrusting me the design of Isaac for this comission! We made 3 versions (Child, Teen and Adult) and I'm glad we both enjoyed the end result!

[cheerclaw]

thank you everyone this was a wonderful artfight

[princeofthebookshelf]

I JUST REMEMBERED THE FISH SONG AND UUUUUH

I SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH CAPCUT

@satan-offical x 🐟 🐟 🐟

[isthereaduck]

There are ducks in this post.

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[buitre-del-paraiso]

If I told you MerMay still wasn't over would you forgive me?🥺 Summer of Mermaids itch bundle features +30 all-merfolk art projects! Come take a look, internet traveler, we have it all!: Novels? Check! ✅ Spicy comics? Check! ✅ Art books? Check! ✅ And more! Check out this bundle and discover your new favorite artist, writer, game developer or comic artist today! There's prose, art, comics, games and more made by indie artists such as @darkchibishadow and @averystormauthor !! Thank you @blushinmoon for hosting this bundle on @itchio :D Link!!:

Summer of Mermaids Bundle: 32 items for $30.00

[pemprika]

a morning's dew-kissed fields🦋🌾

4 color riso print using mint, fluorescent orange, sunflower, and blue

something for a stamp rally at ax 2026 ^_^Y