Daddy Short Legs

Tav, He/Him It/Its, 27, Married to battytrek. I POST NSFW, 18+ I doodle when i remember to. Indecisive and multi fandom. multi ship no judgement zone. send me shit https://octaviusing.straw.page/

[octaviusing]

TAV'S SHIT MASTERPOST

I am a grown ass man with a Job, life, cat husband and bills. I draw when I can and whatever i want, no judgement zone for fiction. but please do not Harass me for new content of old projects. Dm's are always open I love new friends :)

Comissions are open!

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✿ Currently Contributing to:

Not Now Kitten

Scar Crossed Lovers

✿ Previous Projects:

Hunky Drifters Catalogue

Bullets & Arrows

Careful Ren

Cancel Me Daddy

✿ Currently helping run:

The Ghostsoap Endless delights Exchange

(Im also a Mod in the Ghostsoap server, open to 18+ Ghoap fans! come join us!)

[octaviusing]

Might have to open comms or a go fund me.. my boss is trying to force me to resign to checks notes get the lifesaving surgery I need in less than a month :)

[octaviusing]

The most SFW preview I could get of my work for the @batfam-problematic zine

Preorders are only open for two more days, now's your chance!

[jjmk-jjmk]

Hot daddy’s day🤗

fan art

[vulturevanity]

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

[vulturevanity]

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.

[octaviusing]

Oh no! The best man is running off with the Bride!

Day 3/3 of @housewifejasontoddweekend

[octaviusing]

Training your housewife has never been easier with the new Wayne handbook!

Day 2/3 of @housewifejasontoddweekend

[octaviusing]

someone's not very happy about his new role as a mob wife

Day 1/3 of Jason Todd housewife weekend

@housewifejasontoddweekend

[octaviusing]

you're not supposed to be here

[octaviusing]

Now why are we hiding this GEM in the tags huh

I'm furious at this and only bc I didn't think of it myself first >:(

[batfam-problematic]

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[dwarvishgeorge]

@brudick-week day 2!!! I chose the Weddings & Marriage prompt ❤️and then couldn't choose between putting Dick in a dress or a suit and compromised (●ˇ∀ˇ●)

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[emptyjunior]

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

[emptyjunior]

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

[emptyjunior]

i want to ensure that noone ever calls me a liar on the internet and want to confirm that island boy dinner is very real and it's waiting for you

[emptyjunior]

Weird vibes police🖐🚨

Hi I'm op and my post blew up in 72 hours (pray it doesn't happen to you). For the most part people are cool and chill but unfortunately I see some fouls on the field and I'm going to hand out a couple yellow cards.

1. Polynesian Orientalism

I made a silly post about a dream place to be, absolutely my intention is for you to go ah I wanna be there... But how are you saying that.

You can be aspirational about it! You can say what a good opportunity, hope that happens to me, or we should recreate that in our own way.

We should probably NOT say ah I gotta get me some Polynesian guys. I gotta go find a Samoan man to adopt me. We should have them adopt all the white boys one by one so they can teach us their mystical ways.

That's a little weird isn't it. We won't say that.

2. I'm being language police here, I don't see any bad intentions with this oopsie just realised people don't know- Maori is a descriptor! So it's not The Maori, it's a Maori person (like it's not The Black it's a Black person)

3. I am not going to answer if my dad is Hot. I get this enough from my friends. YUCK. I will answer if the other guys on the boat are hot ummm I'm gay but objectively they're all tall and do physical labour in the sun for at least 6 hours a day and have tattoos so. Sure. I reckon so

Okay take the cards you think apply to you and resume scrolling in a mindful chiller way👍

[octaviusing]

I love this sm, the craziest thing is how many people in our countries live like the Aussie bloke boat

Growing up on the coast of NZ with a dad like this was a privilege I literally didn't know I had until I started eating at other people's houses and realized oh my god they dont know how to eat? they don't take care of themselves??

We all lived a minimum 10 minute walk from over 4 beaches and half of my friends had never eaten a fresh fish or any other seafood that didn't come frozen

[octaviusing]

I don't usually post him places but art block left exclusively for me to draw this so enjoy my whore

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[woolydemon]

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[woolydemon]

ur so right. revision:

[emptyjunior]

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[octaviusing]

Amen, HEY MEN!