you think you have me but you never will

i'm getting better every day, i swear. griselda, grizz for short. ____________

[botanyshitposts]

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

[alithographica]

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

[75orchids]

Do true soft boys exist?

[ostolero]

slugs. next question

[swarnpert]

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

[casanova-lives]

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

yes it happened to me once

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?

hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you

[mlmgoblin]

sir that’s my emotional support goblin

[medusabraids]

jk rowling’s at it again

[sairenji]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, June 30, 1925

[dailyfrogs]

today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away

love this guy!

[officialaphobe]

new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!

Everybody on Earth

[sapropel]

Astronautphobia never sleeps

[akaribaby]

[lovberry]

[pondwitch]

im that hex maniac in x/y who stands assdeep in a swamp and asks you if you are fond of the general concept of toxins

[memewhore]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

I can’t wait to use snap map so everyone in my friend group knows I hang out in the sewers making little dresses for rats who hate and bite me

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did