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Epic: The Dragon 🥔🐉

[octopdes]

The worst thing about seeing people irl when you spend a lot of time with them online is that they can hear you when you whisper about how incredible and amazing they are or about your plans to kidnap them and bring them back with you

[octopdes]

The worst thing about seeing people irl when you spend a lot of time with them online is that they can hear you when you whisper about how incredible and amazing they are or about your plans to kidnap them and bring them back with you

[octopdes]

The worst thing about seeing people irl when you spend a lot of time with them online is that they can hear you when you whisper about how incredible and amazing they are or about your plans to kidnap them and bring them back with you

[octopdes]

The worst thing about seeing people irl when you spend a lot of time with them online is that they can hear you when you whisper about how incredible and amazing they are or about your plans to kidnap them and bring them back with you

[octopdes]

Rules around ship names?

I was wondering what the rules are regarding the creation of ship names, specifically in regards to unconventional names (not just combining character names together). I would appreciate the opinions of the tumblr community and as many fandoms as I can collect :)

[laceywaves]

HTTYD book plots simplified

book 1: Vikings Can’t Read

book 2: Vikings Can Read, But Choose To Be Stupid Anyway

book 3: Romans Suck

book 4: Eat A Potato Or Die Trying

book 5: Man Who Is Good At Everything Becomes World’s Worst Assassin

book 6: One (1) Viking Can Read

book 7: World’s Most Deadly Swimming Race

book 8: Ouch

book 9: Revolution Begins, But Not In The Way Anybody Wanted

book 10: Sometimes, Family Is A Three-Headed Dragon

book 11: Maybe Snotlout’s Not So Bad

book 12: OUCH

[octopdes]

Sinking ship trend but for my beloveds

[thestormfly]

A (long) list of musical songs that fit with httyd:

Who lives who dies who tells your story (Hamilton)- Snotlout

'Every other founding father's story gets told'

Every other founding father gets to grow old.'

'Who keeps your flame, who tells your story?'

'I speak out against slavery, you could've done so much more if you'd only had time.'

Like that is actually ripping out the heart material. What do you mean. It fits so perfectly

Revolting Children (Matilda)

The name of the song is self explanatory

Shiny (Moana)- Fishlegs/Alvin

'I'd rather be shiny, like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck.'

'Far from the ones who abandoned you, chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted.'

This is litro like Alvin talking to Fishlegs- he was abandoned by his family then taken in by the Hooligans aghh don't make me cry

I am Moana/ Know Who You Are (Moana)- Hiccup/Furious

'I am the daughter of the village chief, we are descended from voyagers.'

'I've delivered us to where we are, I have journeyed farther, I am everything I've learnt and more.'

(Furious) 'They have stolen the heart from inside you, but this does not define you.' (and all the other lines as well)

I am Moana fits Hiccup so well at the end of book 12 before the final battle, and for Furious as well.

Evermore (Beauty and the Beast)- Grimbeard/Chinhilda

'I never needed anybody in my life, I learned the truth too late'

'She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me, move me, come what may, wasting in my lonely tower.'

'Now I know she'll never leave me, even as she fades from view.'

I hate Grimbeard but this song is so him.

Slipping through my fingers (Mamma Mia)

(Wodensfang with all the Hiccups) 'And when she's gone there's that odd melancholy feeling, and a sense of guilt I can't deny.'

(Furious and Hiccup ii) 'The feeling that I'm losing her forever.'

(Stoick and Hiccup iii) 'Im glad whenever I can share her laughter, that funny little girl.'

History has its eyes on you (Hamilton) -Hiccup (all three to be fair)

History does indeed have its eyes on them.

Alexander Hamilton- Hiccup iii

'When America sings for you, do they know what you overcame? Do they know you rewrote the game?'

They literally did sing for him though.

The Election of 1800 (Hamilton) - Alvin/ Hiccup iii

'We know it's lose-lose/ But if you had to choose.'

'The country is facing a difficult choice, the people are asking to hear my voice.'

That last bit is so like the gods

When I Grow Up (Matilda)

'I will be strong enough to fight the monsters that you need to fight beneath the bed each night to be a grown up.'

:'(

Just A Man (Epic)

Just the whole bridge is so good. 'When does a candle become a blaze' is like the dragon rebellion and 'when does a man become a monster' is very Alvin.

Thanks for reading! If anyone has other song suggestions then please add on

[theminecraftbee]

man, the mcyt fandom-canon ouroboros remains fascinating to me. what is canon might become fanon, what is fanon might become canon. sometimes canon exists directly to refute fanon. sometimes fanon becomes canon. sometimes the snake eats its own tail in the process. you know how it is,

[octopdes]

"I lied. I don't actually like sex. Put your clothes back on. I'm going to explain the entire how to train your dragon book series."

[magicismylogic]

put your clothes back on while i explain to you why dreamworks essentially failed the complicated twisted world cressida cowell invented. i’m gonna explain to you how yes, the books are dark and yes it’s not a plot typically seen in children’s books, but cressida cowell executed it masterfully and dreamworks was a coward for erasing 90% of the book plots. i’m gonna explain how the movies could’ve named their protagonist hiccup i as it’ll fit the books more accurately, but they named him hiccup iii anyways and by doing so disregarded the importance of the first two hiccups. i’m gonna explain to you how the problems between humans and dragons does NOT simply lie on the fact that there are dragon hunters, because that’s fictional and does not reflect the dark, realistic problems cressida cowell implied in the books. i’m gonna explain to you how valka’s arc could’ve been made so much better and more dramatic. i’m gonna explain to you how dumb it was to make movie hiccup solely rely on his dragon for his confidence. i’m gonna explain to you how unnecessary it was to initially portray fishlegs as one of the ‘mean’ kids and then completely change his personality later. i’m gonna explain the wasted opportunity on not making hiccup and snotlout cousins like they were in the books.

and finally, i’m gonna explain to you just how badly dreamworks messed up by making toothless leave hiccup and eventually forget about him in the hidden world. i’m gonna explain how hiccstrid, as adorable and healthy as they are, were unneeded and erased the platonic relationship hiccup had with camicazi and other female characters in the books. hiccup horrendous haddock iii, in no matter what version, did not and will not ever NEED a romantic subplot.

[quiet-art-kid]

So We all want a httyd book-accurate animated show, but my brother suggested something interesting: TV show animated in the art style of the books. Here are some of my renditions, more to come

[octopdes]

"But if she ceased, not in culmination of fire, but in a cold and quiet death, perhaps her spark would return to the Lightless Flame"

[lucidsaysstuff]

F I N A L R O U N D.

round 7 kinda broke me and now look what ive done..

anyways- this just made me make a life series/alnst au. why? why not. and this might just be the start.

whether i call this au "The Life Stage" or "Stage Life", i cant really decide, so i might use them both interchangably.

[bogstandardmoss]

[throwingintothevoid]

This episode of wild life has just revealed which players are susceptible to taking sweets from suspicious strangers, which are sensible, and which are straight-up drug dealers

[hell0jon]

“End recording”

“Supplemental, I took an Am I Gay Test out of spite and scored 97%? Help?”

[flashliiqhts]

This was an attempt to get "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" (which these lyrics are from) out of my head