A Very Wise Potato

We’re all wired differently, I’m wired like a potato clock...

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[rhube]

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

[beardedmrbean]

Ancient?

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

You realize the youth do not know of the true ancient ways.

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[oursuperadventure]

We're making a new book and cat plush keychains! sarahgraley.com/cats has all the details!

We hit 100% in 12 hours and we're going to announce some stretch goals soon! 🥹

Thank you so much if you already backed! We always get really anxious when we plan and launch a Kickstarter so seeing folks come out day 1 really helps with that!

We can't wait to get this book made! ❤️

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[a-letter-two]

@mikubinderdrawsfanfiction fuck

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

One way ticket to tullius town heehehheeh

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[adhd-alien]

I really did it!!!! I really really finished it with my ADHD haha

[swordscomic]

NEW ~

A Momma Quest

[howisthepope]

Happy 1-year anniversary to this blog

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[theeohsees]

The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[kidlokigloves]

i am so sorry

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[spaceslushie]

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

[bright-the-wolf]

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

[boobiemom]

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

[roberto-small-blog]

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

[smolpatrol-blog]

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

[i-am-having-a-good-time]

One of the best post ever.

[majestically-fangirling]

This just gets so much better every time it shows up on my dash.

[inkedmyths]

Always reblog

[darkbirbboi]

When you move you cursed an inch and the same ad comes back

[meow-moment]

When you’re trying to figure out which X button is real and which is fake

[bon-uoq]

This is my favourite post ever.

[rib-bonbox]

Still the greatest tumblr post of all time 🙂‍↕️

[oddly-wired]

Y’all have a problem with Links don’t you?

[goth-queen]

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[zoi-no-miko]

Less than 300 to go, sonnnnnnnn!

[catscafecomics]

Finally...

[swordscomic]

Swordtember Week Two

[swordscomic]

Swordtember Week One