A Very Wise Potato

We’re all wired differently, I’m wired like a potato clock...

[fieldexplores]

Being Me - Gator Days

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[oddly-wired]

Isn’t this what Alexander Hamilton said?

[alarminglybad]

Narrator: He was, in fact, left hanging

(The video to the @asliceofalan x Alarmingly Bad collab)

[alarminglybad]

Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

[tirralirralirra]

The wind is blowing.

I hate this. I really hate running. I got dragged into this and suffered for it. But if I hadn't run with them...

And we defy it by running

Bravely, calmly, and without fail.

Believing the answer we seek lies ahead

I’m sure of it. Joji’s the better runner.  Even if there’s no difference now, Joji will become way faster than me. He’ll see worlds I can’t see.

What is strength?

Damn it. What did I do?

What is running?

I'd better go.

What is living?

Today’s my last day. I have my own life to live. Hey, Kakeru... Don't go too far. The place you're going is beautiful, but it's too lonely.

It’s all beyond the wind.

My love hasn’t changed. Never has, never will. I like running. I love it. I’ll leave all my lingering attachments on this road!

Hope resides within our hearts.

Released from everything else, I can face myself. When I’m running, I don’t need to put on an act.

Look. The road is right before your eyes.

Why are we so desperate to keep running? Why can’t we stop doing something so painful and difficult? For our friends. For our goals. For ourselves. Stubbornness and pride. I don’t know. I doubt anyone knows. That’s why we can’t look away. That’s why it sticks in our hearts.

So we run again today.

I lost hope once. I felt betrayed by myself and the entire world. But I was wrong. Running returned to me in an even more beautiful form. Can one man be so blessed? I’m happy. I could cry. I am truly happy. Even if I can never run again, I love running!

We’ll run to the edges of the earth.

Hey, do you like running?

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Andy Warhol, Sunsets, part of a collection of 632 prints of the same sunset.

[itsame-gigi]

Trying to fall asleep and just had the thought of "middle earth Eurovision"

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

The Elves always have the cuntiest performances.

The Dwarves specialize in rock and metal subgenres.

The Men are wild cards. You never really know what they're gonna do.

The Hobbits are either very folksy and joyful or full rave electronic.

[oddly-wired]

But seriously there’s more than just “men” or “elves”.

Like Rivendell elves would serve in a completely different way to whatever Thranduil and his bois cook up in Mirkwood.

Dwarves of Khazad-dûm crew would be pure dwarven metal or doom metal.

Dain’s bunch would likely be power metal or traditional heavy metal.

Whereas Thorin and his homies would for sure go for a more folk or gothic metal vibe. (Although Thorin’s company as a rock band like KISS, I could also see happening)

Then there’s the men, you can’t tell me that Rohan, Gondor, Wildmen of Dunland, Arnor, Eriador, Dale, Easterlings and Harad (to name a few). Would all deliver the same kind of vibes just because their kingdoms of ‘men’?

Even the orcs are varied af from your first age to third ages, from Mordor to Moria, Goblin Town to Gundabad, and don’t even get me started on what Isengard might bring to it all.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[rhube]

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

[beardedmrbean]

Ancient?

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

You realize the youth do not know of the true ancient ways.

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[oursuperadventure]

We're making a new book and cat plush keychains! sarahgraley.com/cats has all the details!

We hit 100% in 12 hours and we're going to announce some stretch goals soon! 🥹

Thank you so much if you already backed! We always get really anxious when we plan and launch a Kickstarter so seeing folks come out day 1 really helps with that!

We can't wait to get this book made! ❤️

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[a-letter-two]

@mikubinderdrawsfanfiction fuck

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

One way ticket to tullius town heehehheeh

[oddly-wired]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[adhd-alien]

I really did it!!!! I really really finished it with my ADHD haha

[swordscomic]

NEW ~

A Momma Quest

[howisthepope]

Happy 1-year anniversary to this blog

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[theeohsees]

The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights