i miss clouds (i miss you)

emma, 23, she/they, byler endgame!!!!!

[crowley-anthony]

Mike Wheeler & Will Byers | Stranger Things 5.01-5.04

[notapoetjustawoman07]

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[ilyasmole]

you know how that first morning at the cottage ("i like you" / "i like you too") ilya's kind of half asleep and then after they talk shane cuddles in again and ilya pulls him close....i think ilya fell back asleep but shane didn't and after cuddling for a lil while he carefully got out of bed to go take a piss and start on breakfast. and then ilya woke up to the smell of bacon (BACON!! SHANE HOLLANDER COOKING BACON!! FOR ILYA!!) and he practically floated into the kitchen wanting to wrap his arms around shane and start their first morning together and then-

then he froze in place bc shane is standing there in just his underwear and fucking stubble. stubble. ilya's never seen this man with stubble up to this point and he hadn't noticed it earlier, was too sleepy. but now he's just standing at the edge of the kitchen with wide eyes as shane plates their breakfast and finally shane notices him standing there and looks up like 🤨 why are you just standing there

and ilya just:

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hudconov]

the way they’re looking at each other here

[2well2water]

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

[2well2water]

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

[2well2water]

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

[crunchie-morris]

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[mortimermcmirestinks]

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

[marlinspirkhall]

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[perlukafarinn]

a video just popped up in my feed of a 6yo girl getting interviewed after playing a hockey game. she's asked who's there with her and she counts off all her family members and then she's asked if she wants to say anything to them and she goes "...hello."

"do you want to say anything else to them?"

"..........no."

anyway, that's baby shane to me.

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

hunger games wiw...

[treblerose689]

*steps up to the mic*

I have seen scenarios like this come up quite a bit, and I really dislike the idea of Shane becoming Alternate Captain of the Centaurs in Unrivaled, or of Ilya stepping down to Alternate and letting Shane become Captain.

Why? Because of Zane Boodram. He was drafted by the Centaurs and has been playing for that formerly-shitty team since day 1. He is an amazing first line Wing, and a positive and encouraging presence for his teammates. He’s spent his whole career giving his all to Ottawa. Don’t you dare strip that man of his role as Alternate Captain! He has earned it!

And speaking of Bood… I also don’t like the idea of Ilya and Shane playing on the same line. Not because I don’t want them to play together — Because Ilya, Bood, and Troy develop an amazing chemistry in Role Model (and TLG, but it’s emphasized more in RM). The chemistry of the Cens first line (now that Troy is there) is largely the reason they start winning!

I know we wanna see Hollanov play together, but you simply cannot break up the dream team of Rozanov, Bood, and Barrett. Hollanov can play together on the power play line and destroy the competition together that way! But for the regular line formation… It needs to stay the same!

*I am forcefully dragged offstage*

(EDIT: shoutout to @j0esp00ky for informing me that teams can have two alternate captains! Shane can be added, then lol I’ll allow it as long as Bood keeps his A!)

[penandinkprincess]

speaking of Rose Oldest Sibling Landry I know the groupchat goes nuts when she breaks up with Shane. all three brothers texting WHAT HAVE YOU DONE experiencing every stage of grief at once. They almost had The Shane Hollander at Christmas dinner and she ruined it over the petty detail of him being unattracted to her entire gender?? Get out of the WAY, ROSE, IF YOU WON’T DO IT I WILL.

“Liam, you’re straight.”

“so?? what does that have to do with anything??”

i feel like rose wouldn't out shane even to her family, but this does offer the extremely funny idea of her just trying to do the same vague "we weren't compatible" thing and getting ROASTED for it

"hello??? you're an ACTRESS????? you can't fake a relationship long enough to bring him to thanksgiving???"

"SELFISH"

"rose, call people's choice and give them their award back. that's for serious actors, and this shit's a JOKE."

[penandinkprincess]

"rose, do you get your own float this year at the pride parade for your service to the community?"

"damn, dude, maybe you should start taking one of us along on first dates and seeing who the guy talks to more. it might save you some time."

"rose can i dibs the next athlete you date before he comes out or do i have to wait with everyone else?"

[sugarkaanes]

IM GONNA THROW UP THE WAY SHANE TURNS HIS HEAD IN LOVE WHEN THEY NOSE BOOP UGH. UGHHH

[themoonandmyman]

I thought I’d seen this before

[gurlsrool]

While it’s technically true, anytime I see a post that’s like “Hayden Pike is a great player actually, you guys are taking Ilya’s chirps too seriously”, I imagine it’s Hayden posting on a burner account while crying

[mynorthernattitude]

til my self sabotage do us apart

[insufficient-multitudes]

no because the second I feel like I'm "bothering" anyone I'm out