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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

soflobrat

Won’t chance it.

br0wnsugarandspice

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

nudiemuse

Do the thing pls

quickweaves

im screaming it worked lmfao

overblush

this really worked yall

I actually have space on my phone for tumblr

#hi yes nobody cares but hello #I'm back #I'm sorry

slavery

immaplatypus

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

immaplatypus

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y A R E T H E R E M O R E

stalker-among-the-stars

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

officialearthbound-deactivated2

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

youtubeandsatan

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

sadgalari

sacheu-deactivated20200922

me when I catch myself being negative

park3rborn-deactivated20180305

Person with the Love sign: [in a weirdly calm, gentle voice, chanting while dancing around] accept yourself! love yourself! accept yourself! [voice cracking a little] love yourself!

wheefle-moved-deactivated201704

the sign behind him says farting will save the world and I’ve been crying since.

thesufferpuppet

Fun fact I saw him when I was in New York

I shouted out to him “love yourself!”

And he yelled back “she gets it!”

perpetual-exhaustion

@rebekahloveland

reptiliaherps

I SAW HIM IN NEW YORK TOO! I yelled “I LOVE YOU” and he yelled back “LOVE YOURSELF FIRST!”

purified-zone

did he find anything to wear by then

leeortizlife-deactivated2019051

37q-archive

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

embarrasingoldtumlr

i mean im not gonna complain that it’s captioned because it’s accurate, but someone took time to caption a 30 minutes video of a hot knife slicing things that has no dialogue at all

embarrasingoldtumlr

good job, captionist

smothermewithaffection

The captioner’s youtube channel is No Why.

arcticfoxbear

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.

arafaelkestra

To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.

radioactivepeasant

Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts

crazy-pages

Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?”

Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.”

Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?”

Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.”

Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.”

Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.”

Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?”

Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.”

Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.”

val-ritz

“You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” “What, the molten rock?” “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” “Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”

wuestenratte

Sounds like the “Damned” trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.

networkentertainment-offici-blog

“And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?”

“Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.”

“Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?”

“… well, actually…”

“… what?”

“…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..”

“…”

“…what?”

“we sent-”

“no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?”

“y-yeah”

“and they didn’t… die?”

“Well the first few did”

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”

arcticfoxbear

My new favorite Humans are Weird quote

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?”

aka The History of Russia

aka Arctic Exploration

aka The History of Alaska

mangopit

this poor man i’m actually dead

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”