THE MOST MALEVOLENT MIDGET MUTILATOR RETURNS!
Worthless humans, after my exile to space, the powers that be have sentenced me, instead of earth, to this pit of scum! You will all be killed in due time, but while you wait for the kiss of my steel or of the cuttlefish of cthulu, listen to my deranged, vile spew.
The Scumdogs were exiled centuries ago by the Master, as he was not satisfied by our service. On this wasteland Earth, we fucked apes, giving birth to you worthless scum. Not only could none of you kill at birth, but you've deluded yourselves into thinking killing is wrong! For these crimes, you've been sentenced to death. Luckily, Sleazy P Martini helped us create a scheme not only to take anything we wanted from you maggots by giving you scraps of cloth, but we could kill you en masse in the process! thus, GWAR was born. We have been the greatest band ever, even if you humans disagree.
DNI: Humans(you are all worthless and weak), Bonesnapper(His cruelty goes too far, even for me), Gor-Gor(My bastard son), Proshippers(I don't appreciate my attraction to be presumed by you), antishippers(You dare say that I don't fuck whoever I please?), Avenged Sevendust or their fans, or anyone who does not recognize GWAR as the greatest band to ever exist! Especially the Grammy judges!
Warning: Nigh everything on this blog is graphic and sexual, just like me! If you can't handle it, FUCK OFF!
Hello there! I'm Holly, Oderus' handler. He's not great with technology, so he's enlisted me to post his thoughts on here. Legally i'm an intern, even if Oderus insists I'm a slave. Anything said by me will be put in a shade of pink, while Oderus is in white.
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