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— independent, highly selective, low to medium activity!! roleplay blog for velvette from hazbin hotel!! please read my carrd before interacting with me.
styled by valor. he/they. twenty eight. est. uses beta editor. sideblog to @ofradios credit for pinned post & all other post banners: @honeypsd dividers by: @cafekitsune other blog: @ofsilk
CARRD || ASK MEMES
continued from this // @holoharbinger
Velvette gives Vox a very long stare, arms crossing over her chest. Sure, lack of sleep wouldn't exactly kill him but it would knock him off his game if he wasn't careful.
"I don't think falling asleep while pouring the coffee is beneficial to 'the game', darling." Velvette says, raising a brow at the other as he wipes up the coffee that he spilled on the counter. "In fact, I think it's quite the opposite."
She's quiet for a moment, trying to remember the last time she even saw him asleep. "...When was the last time you even had a wink of sleep?"
sexual tension sentence starters (part two)
as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Angry
“Is that so?”
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“Try and stop me.”
“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
“Fuck you! Or me.”
Flirty
“I’m really flexible…”
“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Is there any way I could repay you?”
“You have really pretty lips.”
“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”
Awkward
“..why are you staring at me?”
“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
“So…how do I look?”
“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”
EMOTIONAL INTIMACY & PILLOW TALK PROMPTS
❝ i’m glad i decided to stay. ❞
❝ i’m glad you decided to stay. ❞
❝ no one has ever made me feel the way you do. ❞
❝ i’m afraid to need you. ❞
❝ i’m happy…are you happy? ❞
❝ i really needed this. ❞
❝ you don’t know how long i’d been waiting for this. ❞
❝ i haven’t been this relaxed in ages. ❞
❝ my legs are still fucking shaking. ❞
❝ i like you here like this. in my bed. ❞
❝ stay the night. ❞
❝ can i stay the night? ❞
❝ i feel safe with you. ❞
❝ i think you thoroughly fucked my headache away. ❞
❝ no don’t go yet— just hold me for a while. ❞
❝ i don’t think i’m ever gonna want anyone else but you. ❞
❝ we really should have done that sooner, huh? ❞
❝ that was good but, next time, i’m on top. ❞
❝ god you look good like this. ❞
❝ i could really go for some french fries now but i don’t wanna get up. ❞
❝ i really do love you, ya’ know. ❞
❝ sometimes i wish i could keep you inside me all night. ❞ / ❝ sometimes i wish i could just stay inside you all night. ❞
❝ are you feeling okay? ❞
❝ fuck, i’m never gonna get over you. ❞
❝ i’ll get a shower started for us. ❞
❝ you’ve ruined me for anyone else. ❞
❝ just stay still and let me hold you a while. ❞
❝ are you falling asleep? ❞
❝ i don’t think you know just how much i care for you. ❞
❝ i can’t help it, i feel so sleepy and cozy now. ❞
❝ are you hungry? i’m hungry— i’ll order us something. ❞
❝ are you crying? ❞
❝ i’m okay, just overwhelmed. in a good way. ❞
❝ it’s been a long time since i’ve been with someone like this. ❞
❝ i’m really glad it was with you. ❞
❝ it wasn’t just about needing someone tonight. it was you i needed. ❞
❝ thank you for always being so gentle with me. ❞
❝ you always touch me just the right way. ❞
❝ do you even realize what you do to me? ❞
SCENARIOS
[ CLEAN ] for sender to clean up receiver in the shower after sex.
[ CLEANED ] for receiver to clean up sender in the shower after sex.
[ REFLECT ] for a drabble about receiver pondering their feelings while sender falls asleep in their arms after sex.
[ TRACE ] for sender to gently trace patterns along receiver’s skin as they relax after sex.
[ TRACED ] for receiver to gently trace patterns along sender’s skin as they relax after sex.
[ CARESS ] for sender to pepper kisses along receiver’s body after sex.
[ CARESSED ] for receiver to pepper kisses along sender’s body after sex.
[ TEARS ] for sender to hold receiver while they cry after sex.
[ TEARING ] for receiver to hold sender while they cry after sex.
[ EMBRACE ] for sender to cling to receiver right after they’ve finished and just hold them while they recover.
[ EMBRACED ] for receiver to cling to sender right after they’ve finished and just hold them while they recover.
[ TELL ] for sender to open up about something to receiver after sex.
[ TOLD ] for receiver to open up about something to sender after sex.
[ CONFESS ] for sender to declare their feelings for receiver after sex (feel free to add dialogue when sending).
[ CONFESSED ] for receiver to declare their feelings to sender after sex.
your name: Vox
Romantic or platonic?: ... Romantic.
A night in or dinner out or an activity?: We spend plenty of time in. Dinner somewhere over-the-top fancy, then we head somewhere exclusive that'll make your followers green with envy.
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Strawberries. Ice cream on Valentine's Day is for losers without dates.
What's your perfect date?: I've always wanted to rent out an aquarium and walk around at my leisure. Not sure what's stopping me, really. Whole aquarium to ourselves, little hand-holding, maybe we go out to a nice, quiet dinner beforehand....
Would you cook for me?: We've got people to do that for us. But for you? A whole five-course meal.
Would you let me cook for you?: Again, people. But you wouldn't find me turning down such a kind gesture.
Can we make-out?: If... that's something you'd be interested in.
Make out in private or in public?: I'm gonna say private. I don't think all of Hell needs to be aware of everything we do together.
Do you like to cuddle?: I've... been known to cuddle every now and then. For the right reasons.
Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: Ugh, blankets. What's the point in cuddling if you're just gonna sit there and freeze while it's happening?
Couch or bed?: Bed. Especially if we're still talking about cuddling here. But... hanging out on the couch for movie night isn't too bad either. Six-in-one.
Tell me something about you no else knows: I'll get back to you on this one.
Why do you want to be my Valentine?: Because you're my favorite girl. What, like I'm just gonna let some good-for-nothing step in and take you out for a mediocre night on the town where you'll probably end up splitting all the tabs? Please. Valentine's Day might just be a corporate scam, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve to have a good time.
What makes you a good Valentine?: I'm not some waste of time shlub, and I'll take you out for an all expenses paid night on the town that you'll actually enjoy. Not to mention the fact that we don't even have to suffer through the awkward small-talk phase. That in and of itself is a huge perk.
"You say some of this as if I'd ever let some shlub take me out." Velvette says, eyes still on the paper as she reads through the little application Vox had slid towards her. "You know my tastes are much better than that~." She continues to read through it, hmm-ing and nodding every so often.
All in all, Vox had made some very tempting suggestions. "A nice dinner and then a walk through an aquarium sounds wonderful. Especially if the aquarium is open to just the two of us? No needing to feel rushed or crowded in and we get to just take our time and admire the animals."
Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!
angst prompts part three.
“there’s something you’re not telling me.”
“i can’t— i can’t tell you. i can’t. don’t make me say it.”
“you know… you know it’s, like… it’s not on you. you know that, right?”
“are you.. sure this okay?”
“please.. don’t lie to me.”
“you owe me the truth, at least.”
“why the fuck would i ever trust you again?”
“did something happen to you? something you haven’t told me?”
“you don’t have to say it. i already know.”
“i love you.. i do.. that’s why I have to leave.”
“if you won’t change… then i can’t stay. i’m sorry.”
“i won’t just sit here and watch you drink yourself to death.”
“what the hell’s going on with you? seriously. what’s going on?”
“i think you expect too much from me.”
“if i stay… can you promise this will stop?”
“this place isn’t safe for either of us, we need to leave.”
“do you think i deserved it?”
“i don’t want to hurt you. stop asking me that.”
“you didn’t have this scar the last time i saw you… what happened?”
“is this new? wait, are you hurt?”
“are you seriously getting into fights? really?”
“don’t start a fight you won’t win.”
“i’m not gonna fight with you.”
“i won’t just stand around and let you hurt yourself.”
“do you want me to leave? it feels like you don’t want me here.”
“how am i supposed to help you when you’re like this?”
“are you drunk? i thought you stopped drinking?”
“are you on something? i thought you were clean?”
argumentative, confrontational dialogue … sentence starters
“Just open up. For once.”
“Oh my god, just grow up!”
“Don’t tell me to calm down!”
“Stop it, you’re being childish!”
“I told you I’m fine, stop asking.”
“Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Don’t you owe me an explanation?”
“Why don’t you ever listen to anyone?”
“I’m so tired of listening to you lie, lie lie!”
“Stop, I don’t want to argue. Just let it go.”
“Stop talking down to me. I’ve had enough.”
“Why are you sneaking around here like that?”
“What made you think that any of this was ok?”
“Why… why would you say something like that?”
“Don’t tell me you’re happy. I can see you’re not.”
“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do. Start talking.”
“You’re not perfect! Stop pretending that you are!”
“Why does everything have to be a fight with you?”
“Have you ever told the truth about anything, ever?”
“Talk to me. That’s all I want. Just talk to me, please!”
“Just keep your mouth shut for one second. Just one.”
“Why are you acting like this? What’s gotten into you?”
“You expect me to believe you? After all you’ve done?”
“Can’t you just give it to me straight, for once in your life?”
“Tell me what’s been going on. I deserve that much from you.”
“Why are you always trying to stick your nose in my business?”
“You can’t keep secrets from everyone and expect them to trust you.”
“Something’s up with you, and I’m not letting you go until you tell me what it is.”
JEALOUS, FIERCLY PROTECTIVE & TERRITORIAL PROMPTS
feel free to edit pronouns as needed! content warning for some strong language, threats and implied violence.
to each other:
❝ you’re mine. only mine. ❞
❝ i’m all yours. ❞
❝ mine. ❞
❝ yours. ❞
❝ we belong to each other. ❞
❝ you belong to me. ❞
❝ i belong to you. only ever you. ❞
❝ i just didn’t like the way they were looking at you. like you weren’t mine. ❞
❝ you know i’m yours, right? i only have eyes for you. ❞
❝ no one else is ever gonna have a chance with me. you’re it. you’re all i want. ❞
❝ i chose you. and i need you to trust that my decision is final. trust me. ❞
❝ wait are you jealous? ❞
❝ aw, baby. it’s cute when you’re jealous. ❞
❝ i don’t like the way they keep staring at you. ❞
❝ i don’t like how they keep staring at me. ❞
❝ are they making you uncomfortable? i can do something about it. ❞
❝ no one should even get to look at you unless you want them to. ❞
❝ stop— it’s okay. they’re not worth your anger. just kiss me. ❞
❝ stop saying i’m jealous. i’m not— i just. i don’t like having to share. ❞
❝ i’m not jealous, who said i’m jealous? ❞
❝ well if i’m all yours then kiss me like it. ❞
❝ show everyone who i belong to. ❞
❝ i’m gonna remind them you’re mine. ❞
❝ i want everyone here to see that you’re mine. ❞
❝ i want everyone here to see that i’m yours. ❞
❝ hey— look at me. why are you all upset? ❞
❝ you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention. ❞
❝ they don’t deserve you— i don’t deserve you. but at least i’m aware of it. ❞
❝ i promise there’s no one else. you have my heart completely. ❞
❝ hey, is this asshole bothering you? ❞
❝ tell me you’re mine. ❞
to a third party:
❝ get the fuck away from them! ❞
❝ look at them like that again and you’ll won’t be seeing anything. ❞
❝ don’t you dare touch them. ❞
❝ yeah it’s time to walk the fuck away. ❞
❝ you’re gonna lose a finger if you don’t get outta my sight right now. ❞
❝ you heard them, get lost. ❞
❝ lucky for you, i don’t wanna ruin their night. but i see you sniffing around here again you might not be so fortunate. ❞
❝ you wanna lose a limb? beat it, fucker. ❞
❝ see, i woulda left it alone. but you made them fucking cry. so now you’re gonna lose your eyes. ❞
❝ hey, they said ‘no.’ ❞
❝ hey asshole, shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up. ❞
❝ what did you just say to them, you little shit? ❞
❝ oh yeah. now you’re all quiet. not so bold when you’re not the toughest guy in the room, huh? ❞
❝ get lost. ❞
❝ go. ❞
❝ leave. before my patience runs out. ❞
❝ get the fuck outta their face. ❞
❝ hey, that’s enough. ❞
actions:
[ CLAIM ] for one muse to possessively place their hands on their shoulders or hips.
[ HOLD ] for one muse to slide their arm around the other in a possessive way.
[ SHELTER ] for one muse to lean into the other’s side or hug them to seek comfort from a crowd or individual while in public.
[ STAKE ] for one muse to protectively and/or possessively stand behind the other to intimidate a third party.
[ RESCUE ] for one muse to intervene upon seeing a third party making the other one uncomfortable.
[ CHASE ] for one muse to interrupt and make a third party leave the other alone out of jealousy/possessiveness.
[ TENSION ] for one muse to get in a fight on behalf of the other.
[ STOP ] for one muse to break up a fight which started because of them.
[ MEND ] for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from protecting them.
[ SCOLD ] for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from fighting over them.
[ CARESS ] for one muse to possessively kiss the other in public.
[ TAKE ] for one muse to passionately kiss the other, fueled by jealousy.
[ TAUNT ] for one muse to flirt with a third party to try and get the other to act possessively.
[ REMIND ] for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to.
[ EMBRACE ] for one muse to dominate the other due to possessiveness/jealousy.
[ LINKED ] for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public to stake claim.
[ INTERTWINE ] for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public in a comforting manner.
‘TOL AND SMOL’ PROMPTS
feel free to combine these with dialogue whether it’s something you make up or from other memes your partner has reblogged.
[ BEND ] for the shorter muse to tug the taller muse down so they can kiss their forehead.
[ LEAN ] for the taller muse to lean down to kiss the shorter muse’s forehead.
[ LIFT ] for taller muse to lift up the smaller one and sit them on a surface where they can be eye level.
[ CLIMB ] for the shorter muse to find somewhere to perch so they can be eye level with taller muse.
[ INTERRUPT ] for shorter muse to stop during the middle of a conversation and stand on a chair/sit on a table so they can be eye level with the taller one.
[ GIVE ] for the taller muse to place their jacket around the shorter muse’s shoulders, the garment essentially ‘swallowing them whole.’
[ TAKE ] for the taller muse to find the shorter one has ‘borrowed’ a shirt/sweater/jacket etc. which is oversized on them.
[ GO ] for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one and carry them away from a potential/just started fight.
[ RIDE ] for the taller muse to give the shorter one a piggyback ride so they don’t have to keep up.
[ SEE ] for shorter muse to insist on getting to ride on the taller one’s shoulders.
[ FIND ] for the taller muse to lift the shorter one by the waist so they can reach something.
[ EMBRACE ] for the taller muse to lift the shorter muse off the ground when they hug.
[ CATCH ] for the shorter muse to run and jump into the taller muse’s arms.
[ CARESS ] for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to kiss them.
[ GIVE ] for the shorter muse to stand or climb to sit on a higher surface to demand a kiss from the taller one.
[ PULL ] for the shorter muse to tug the taller one down by the collar to kiss them.
[ URGE ] for the taller muse to tilt the shorter one’s chin up so they can look at their face.
[ LOWER ] for the taller muse to kneel in front of the shorter one so they’re less intimidating.
[ HELP ] for the taller muse to use the advantage of their stature to shield the shorter one from something.
[ AID ] for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to lift them over something ( stairs, while hiking, a large puddle etc. ).
[ INSIST ] for the shorter muse to guide the taller one to sit so they don’t have to keep looking up.
[ COMFORT ] for the taller muse to tuck their chin atop the shorter one’s head while they hug.
[ MELT ] for the taller muse to lean down so they can bury their face into the shorter one’s shoulder.
[ GENTLE ] for the smaller muse to hug the taller one while they are seated so the taller one can hide their face against them.
[ BLOCK ] for the taller muse to stand in front of the shorter one to prevent them from having to see something.
[ CUDDLE ] for the taller muse to the big spoon.
[ HELD ] for the shorter muse to be the big spoon.
[ TENDER ] for the taller muse to kiss the shorter one’s head while they embrace.
[ GENTLE ] for the shorter muse to kiss the taller one’s chest while they hug.
[ REST ] for the shorter muse to lean forward and press their forehead against the tall one’s chest/shoulder while they stand in front of each other.
[ TOUCH ] for the taller muse to lean down and press their forehead to the shorter one’s.
[ PRESS ] for the shorter muse to take hold of the taller one’s face to pull them down so they can press their foreheads together.
[ GAZE ] taller muse is sitting and the shorter one who is standing in front of them takes their face into their hands while they talk.
really feeling velvette today so like this and i'll send you ask memes!
Tell my muse why you love them 💕
HC; The Vees cuddle and sleep together :]
More HCs: Val uses his wings as another blanket for the two, Velvette only takes her make up off and sleeps in whatever she came in, Vox is the only one who has a night routine and actually sleeps in pajamas
Better quality/no screensaver animation below!
My hateful wife who I love.
"YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TURN TO" PROMPTS * adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts
DIALOGUE PROMPTS
i'm sorry if this is a bad time, but i need your help.
this is a matter of life and death.
trust me, if i could go to someone else, i would.
i know you don't owe me a thing, but i'm desperate.
this is the last time i ask you for help. i promise.
please don't make me do this by myself.
you're the only one who knows how to do this.
all right, all right, i'm sorry! now will you help me?
i didn't know who else to turn to.
this was the last place i wanted to go.
you know what i'm dealing with. you have all the answers.
please. this is worse than i imagined and i need your help.
you promised them you'd help me.
can we put our feelings aside? i really need your help.
i won't ever ask you for help ever again.
would you just listen to me for two seconds?
i'll explain everything. please come back inside.
i hate this just as much as you do.
i ran out of options.
i don't know how else to ask you.
you're the only person who will listen to me.
you've got to help me out with this.
this is my last chance.
just help me with this, and i'll be out of your hair for good.
i wouldn't come here for nothing.
you're the only person i can rely on.
i trust you to help me.
you helped them. why can't you help me? what makes me so different?
look. put our pasts aside and just help me, would you?
you're my last resort.
it all hangs in the balance.
this is do or die.
you promised me you'd help if it came down to it.
are you busy? i could use your help.
ACTION PROMPTS
[ stormy ] sender arrives at receiver's doorstep soaking wet
[ bloody ] sender arrives at receiver's doorstep bleeding and injured
[ call out ] sender calls out to receiver to help them in a moment of grave danger
[ text ] sender texts receiver asking for them to swing by and save them from a bad or awkward situation
[ call ] sender calls receiver in a time of need
[ wait ] sender is waiting in receiver's house when they come home, there to plead their case and ask for receiver's help
[ find ] sender locates receiver after hours of searching and pleads for their help
[ shout ] sender shouts receiver's name, desperate for help
[ panic ] sender approaches receiver in a panic and tries to explain to them what's going on
[ hide ] sender hides behind receiver's body
[ stranger ] sender desperately asks receiver, a stranger, for help with something
[ reluctant ] sender reluctantly asks for receiver's help
[ refuse ] sender refuses to help receiver
RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.
your name:
Romantic or platonic?:
A night in or dinner out or an activity?:
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?:
What's your perfect date?:
Would you cook for me?:
Would you let me cook for you?:
Can we make-out?:
Make out in private or in public?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?:
Couch or bed?:
What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?:
Tell me something about you no else knows:
Why do you want to be my valentine?:
What makes you a good Valentine?:
"Fuck yeah you would. Can't say I blame you for that one; having killer taste is your whole thing."
Time to turn down the persona for a little while—relax. And relax he does the moment Velvette leans into his embrace. Ah. His arm slips around her shoulders, gives her a soft tug closer. For as cocky as he'd come up here initially, he really was just looking for a little downtime himself. Coupled with the fact that he hadn't seen much of this particular Vee today, busy as they both were, it seemed like the perfect storm of an excuse to cuddle.
"A PR nightmare? That doesn't usually happen on your end." Or almost happen, as the case may be. In contrast to the vague, disgusted intrigue, his free hand adjusts the blanket, absentmindedly making sure she's warm and comfortable where she is.
"Don't tell me it's that same one out causing trouble again, 'cause I'll go after her this time. You know, the, the... I don't know, the one with the hair. Hate that bitch."
"Careful, darling. Keep flattering me like that and I might begin to suspect that you have ulterior motives here."
Despite the words, she settles in as he adjusts the blanket around them as she pulls up a post on her phone and holds it up so Vox can see it. She can't help the small laugh that leaves her as Vox tries to describe the girl that's been giving Velvette trouble.
"Well, I might just let you at her if she does this shit again." Velvette says, grimacing as she swipes through the photos attached to the post. It had been a nightmare to clean up. But, as with everything else, Velvette worked her magic and had spun the story enough to get the negative press turned around into positive.
A pause, and then a sigh as Velvette closes the article and shuts her phone screen off again. "She's starting to be more trouble than she's worth. I know she's doing wonders for me in my shows but god I'd rather find a girl with half her looks if it means they won't try to fuck me over like this."
