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keiko ishida | ( not a kingsman agent ) it/tech specalist for kingsman uk | waffle eating champion | est. 7. 2 .2015 | written by nikki

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❁ meet the blogger ❁

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name: Nikki nickname:  kingsman trash, niks, sweet tea sister favourite flower: peonies, tea rose favourite fruit: honey mango, lanzones favourite ice-cream flavor:  matcha green tea, sweet cream gelatto favourite pastime: Sleeping, tbh. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate how do you take coffee / tea: BLACK TEA with a FUCK TON OF CREAM AND HONEY AND VANILLA EXTRACT. or SWEETEN ICED TEA WITH LOTS OF SUGAR LIKE A TRUE BLUE SOUTHERNER.  zodiac sign: Pisces your catchphrase: "Fight ME.”

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‘Boss Mode’

Knife Party

Abandon Ship

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otl: people need to stop liking my crack merlin mixtape over at 8tracks.

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      “What do you mean you aren’t satisfied with your care?”

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idk what to do. i sent the wrong stamps for a fanmail last month. thx usps for confusing me about ur global forever stamps

i’ve already got the envelopes, stamps, and other things...

I JUST DONT WANT TO BADGER THE PERSON.

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One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

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p0ck3tf0x:

“Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”

“It reminded me of you.”

“No, no, it’s my treat.”

“Come here.  Let me fix it.”

“I’ll walk you home.”

“Have a good day at work.”

“I dreamt about you last night.”

“Take my seat.”

“I saved a piece for you.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“You can have half.”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Can I have this dance?”

“I made your favourite.”

“It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Watch your step.”

“Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“You can borrow mine.”

“You might like this.”

“It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”

“I’ll wait.”

“Just because.”

“Look both ways.”

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”

“Try some.”

“Drive safely.”

“Well, what do you want to do?”

“One more chapter.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“It looks good on you.”

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

“That’s okay, I bought two.”

“After you.”

“We’ll figure it out.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I like your laugh.”

“Don’t cry.”

“I made this for you.”

“Go back to sleep.”

“Is this okay?”

“I picked these for you.”

“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”

“What do you want to watch?”

“You can go first.”

“Did you get my letter?”

“I’ll do it for you.”

“Call me when you get home.”

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“Are you sure?”

“Have fun.”

“Sit down, I’ll get it.”

“I made reservations.”

“I don’t mind.”

“It brings out your eyes.”

“There is enough room for both of us.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“Wow.”

“Happy birthday.”

“I’ll pick it up after work.”

“It can wait until tomorrow.”

“Cross my heart and hope to die.”

“It’s two sugars, right?”

“I’ll help you study.”

“Stay over.”

“I did the dishes.”

“You didn’t have to ask.”

“I bought you a ticket.”

“You’re warm.”

“No reason.”

“I’ll meet you halfway.”

“Take mine.”

“We can share.”

“I was just thinking about you.”

“I want you to have this.”

“Call me if you need anything.”

“Do you want to come too?”

“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”

“Is your seatbelt on?”

“Sweet dreams.”

“I was in the neighbourhood.”

“Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”

“The key is under the mat.”

“It doesn’t bother me.”

“You’re important too.”

“I saved you a seat.”

“I’ll see you later.”

“I noticed.”

“You can tell me anything.”

“I hope you like it.”

“I want you to be happy.”

“I believe in you.”

“You can do it.”

“Good luck.”

“I brought you an umbrella.”

“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Be careful.”

And…

“I love you.”

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afterbxrns continued from here

    “There are no second chances on the field, Tadashi.” She cocked the gun on her hand and looked at her partner squarely in the eyes.

    Although this was a simple simulated and controlled honeypot mission, things did go awry. “But--” Keiko then flicked him on his forehead with her fingers. “--shit happens. Fix it, Gawain.” 

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                  ❝we’re goin’ t’disney world.❞

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     “we’re going where? disneyworld?                  florida?????”

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“True, but it was your work that got me out of that mess. If you won’t let me kiss you, you must let me do something else for you as a show of appreciation.”

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     “Food would be a nice gesture.         Yes. Food is good.”

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         “Oh I’m sorry, I seem to           have taken your seat.”

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      “No need to be. I don’t mind, miss...”

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I feel so shitfaced rn because of work and I p. much slept like a baby last night. also hello to my first rp tumblr homie afterbxrns and laughing because he just watched kingsman not too long ago. laughing so hard last night, homefries. also, i may continue playing FFXIV: ARR today with my eggboy character after I get myself mcdonalds.

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“Did you see that?! He had a gun.”

      “Yes, I saw he has a gun.” ( she sighed sharply )                         “You didn’t risk your life for Kingsman only to fail for a simple exercise.”

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i'm freaking out rn because the foot i had a fracture a while ago had this stinging pain all day. i really don't want to have to walk around a cast again.

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Night  Air - Jamie Woon 

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First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.