" money can’t make you happy “
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME SAD.
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@ofclassacts-blog
" money can’t make you happy “
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME SAD.
sacrifisial:
“You can spell intelligent without it, however.”
“Ain’t the type to pull punches, are ya? Touché.”
“Heh -- you can’t spell MENACE without ACE. ‘magine that.”
please stop somehow making dumb asshole animal muses into really hot even worse asshole humans it's pissing me off i'm offended
i’m sorry did you say something
itsfuckinpink:
ofclassacts { ♥ ship call. }
“This is NOT a date!! Stop telling people we’re dating! We are not dating! We aren’t! I hate your guts!”
she was only stubborn because his shit-eating grin was pissing her off.
“With all due respect, doll, your tune sure has changed since last night.”
Ace chuckled, able to wave off her attitude with a flick of his wrist as he tried to keep himself from outright laughing at her. She a spunky one, he’d give her that, but he had to wonder who exactly she thought she was kidding. It’s not like they were taking a stroll through the park because either of them were nature enthusiasts.
“Don’t get your wings in a pinch, yeah? That pretty face of yours ain’t made for embarrassment.”
themcle ▶ starter call.
“Oi, Cecil. You been hearin’ talk on any BLIND dates lately? Heard Giggles’ ‘n company’ve been tryin’ t’ set some lucky fellas up for the incomin’ holiday. If they catch up to you too, lemme know if ya’d need anyone to BRAIL ya out, heh.”
&& i’ve decided on ACE as shifty’s, like, actual name. or at least the name people know him by sans shifty bc lbr lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shifty is one of those people who would like pat your back & talk to you in a really soothing voice & smile really softly like a perfect gentleman while reassuring you how valuable you are to him & how much he loves having you around & how important you are as a person while he angrily twists the metaphorical knIFE OF BETRAYAL in your stomach tbh
cxndyaddict ▶ starter call.
“Now, what do we have here? Ain’t ever pegged ya for the rain-lovin’ type, kid. Or didn’t ya check the forecast before steppin’ foot outside today? You, my daft, energetic friend, look not unlike a drowned mutt.”
▶ flakyphobic.
【!!】The porcupine had stepped out to take care of some errands. She had to pick things up, pay some bills - and this greedy raccoon was the last person she’d wanted to run into on a day like today. “I-I dont want to,” she answered, almost too quickly. If there was anyone in town she didnt want to get along with it was Shifty and his brother. “Wh-Whatever you’re p-plotting I…I dont want anything to d-do with it.” Nothing was just a favor for these guys.
“Now, now, no need to be so jumpy, Miss Flaky. It ain’t like I’m here to cause any trouble, like I said. Nosiree; this’ an honest day for me, what with my brother bein’ AWOL and what-have-you. Scheming don’t have the same same pizzazz when you don’t have a partner-in-crime.”
Shifty wasn’t exactly known for ASKING when he wanted others to get involved in whatever he was up to; usually he either told them what was happening or, if he took the time to play nice like he was right then, he tended to drag them into his troubles whether they wanted to be in that position or not, unless they could haul ass out of his way fast enough. He was a sneaky bastard ( && ) he did so treasure that about himself.
“It’s a quick delivery -- to the hospital of all places! Nothin’ fishy, see? Just’a donation of sorts, but I don’t think they’ll take it ‘less I show up with a friend who’s a good sort that they know don’t mean any trouble. You, in this scenario. I’ll even pay ya for your time.”
▶ itsfuckinpink.
“My glitter is worth more than your life, dickhole.”
“Oh my, ain’t you edgy?”
swicdler ▶ starter call.
“You mind backin’ it up, pal? I can’t strategize when you’re busy plantin’ yourself in my thinking space. I ain’t exactly keen on the idea of failin’ again, either, so unless you got somethin’ to contribute, beat it.”
Gross.
“Well, well, well, if i’dn’t the tooth fairy herself. Still in town, doll? That’s’a reeeeaaaal shame. I was lookin’ forward to wakin’ up without gettin’ blinded by cheap glitter.”
starter call because you honestly need more kleptomaniac douchebags in your life.
also fun fact i base a lot of shifty’s personality on frank fontaine from bioshock and i’m still laughing about this what an asshole
But even if I acted sᴀᴅ over it, { ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ would cнαɴɢe } Even if I ᴄʀʏ, { ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ would cнαɴɢe }
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give 'em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
flakyphobic ▶ starter call.
“Ahh -- Flaky! Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes? Just the dame I was lookin’ for. Or, well, you’ll do, anyways. Listen, how would you like to help out a friend with somethin’ real simple. Totally legal, too. I’d ask my brother, but he’s, well, outta commission for the day. What’d’ya say, ole’ buddy, ole’ pal?”