YO okay idk im back kinda,??? hmu on discord pls fucklord666#1965
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@ofdecades
YO okay idk im back kinda,??? hmu on discord pls fucklord666#1965
my voice dropped... so much....
stranger
@ofdecades ||Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā now, Ā Ā i Ā aināt Ā usually Ā about Ā pryinā Ā into Ā peopleās Ā lives Ā ā Ā but Ā i Ā find Ā it Ā a Ā coincidence Ā that Ā just Ā after Ā news Ā of Ā an Ā animal Ā attack, Ā Ā youāre Ā here. Ā Ā care Ā to Ā explain Ā or Ā am Ā i Ā gonā Ā have Ā to Ā do Ā it Ā the Ā old Ā fashioned Ā way?Ā ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā jullienās almost too distracted by the smell to realise that someone is talking to them. instead of running immediately like they realise they should, jullien struggles to reply. āiām... a writer. ā well, thatās not a lie. āwhy are you here? ā
i just found a blog a had a nice aesthetic and url on and im gonna make it my new ocās blog (with occasional appearances from 1 other muse) but while im doing that, LIKE FOR A STARTER
tag dump ignore this shit
Can you reblog/like this if you don't mind late responses
What I mean by this is if I become really busy and canāt respond to all of my rps, I want to know that itās okay that I respond when I have the time. Some people easily lose interest in threads and will drop them if they become too old, which is why Iād like to know who is okay with me responding whenever.
me: i ship based on chemistry!!
two characters: *glance at each other*
me: .....
me: okay but what if
me: they fell in love anD GOT MARRIED AND HAD CHILDREN AND WENT THROUGH SOUL-CRUSHING ANGST AND THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF THERE IS CAN YOU IMAGINE LIKE CAN U EVEN IMAGINE
im dying for harry potter AUs so like this and i'll write up a starter from anything on that harry potter au list.
imagine your otp, hogwarts edition
weāre both prefects and we broke up a food fight in the great hall, but it got messy and dungbombs were involved, and now weāre both disgusting and in immediate need of a bath, and itās okay, we can both use the prefectsā bathroom at the same time, i promise i wonāt look
hi, you donāt know me, weāre from different houses, and iām not exactly sure how to tell you this, but i think your cat is in love with my toad??
you walked in on me practicing for datda in an empty classroom, and have now inadvertently discovered that my boggart takes the form of a butterfly, please stop laughing
weāre partners for an essay project in history of magic and we need to get a book from the restricted section, but iām not sure how the books are organized in this section, and you wonāt stop trying to find weird sex books, like, no i donāt think they keep the wizardās kama sutra in the restricted section, what is wrong with you?
weāre partners in divination, and iām reading your tea leaves, and i donāt know what iām doing, so i just am guessing on images, but somehow every image i guess ends up having a romantic connotation, i swear iām not doing this on purpose
i am muggle born and/or know nothing about professional quidditch teams, but i heard through the grapevine that youāre really obsessed with the chudley cannons, and omg, did you know thatās my favorite team too?? (please donāt ask me questions about it)
weāre both in gryffindor tower and everyone is asleep except us, but itās thunderstorming and i never noticed how loud thunder is up in this tower, haha, iām a little freaked out, would you mind if i just sat in your bed with you? just until itās over? absolutely no homo?
i am sorry i accidentally transfigured your goblet into a gigantic, venomous spider, at least madam pomfrey was able to bring down the swelling, and look, i brought you some chocolate frogs
you know, i was joking when i suggested you jump into the lake and see if there really is a giant squid, and iām still not sure why you needed to take your clothes off to do this
how was i supposed to know youād react to firewhiskey like that??
i am headboy/headgirl, and iāve been asked to give a presentation on safe sexual practices, and you will not stop asking me uncomfortable questions to embarrass me, please stop, i know you know the answer to that, we did it last night
um, i donāt know you, but you are headed right towards the grounds, and i donāt have time to explain that i accidentally let all the blast-ended skrewts out of their cages, stop asking questions, you need to RUN
part 2
imagine your otp hogwarts edition pt. 2
severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:
iām in the hospital wing because of a potions injury, and iām just trying to strike up conversation, and i donāt think you really meant to tell me youāre here because you tried the engorgio charm on your dick, and i certainly donāt mean to be laughing this hard, and yet, here we are
iām a quidditch player, and youāre the announcer, and i am trying really hard not to notice that your comments about me are becoming less and less about how iām playing, and more and more about how i look in my quidditch uniform
i forgot to finish my history of magic homework, so i took a puking pastille to get out of it, but you are actually worried about me, and insist on escorting me to the hospital wing, and omg, after class you brought me soup from the great hall, i cannot ever tell you that i was faking it
iām muggle born, and youāre pureblood and know nothing about muggle culture, and iām so sorry, but i get just such a delight out of telling you elaborate lies, like, yes, electricity really is run by small rodents that power whole cities by running on wheels underground, donāt listen to what they said in muggle studies class, trust me
you just received a howler from your parents, and you look so embarrassed, and i canāt handle it, so fuck it, iāll just moon the whole great hall, thatāll get the attention off of you
weāre in between classes, and we both hear a fourth year calling a first year a mudblood, and neither of us are having any of that prejudiced bullshit. unfortunately, my impulse was to hex them, and yours was to punch them in the face, and my jelly-legs curse hit you instead, iām really sorry, and we both are probably getting detention now, but hey, plus side, youāre kind of cute
youāre muggle born, and you insist on wearing your muggle clothes on the weekends, and i just cannot get over the way you look in those jeans, like, god help me
i invited you on a date on our next visit to hogsmeade, too bad i canāt seem to do anYTHING RIGHT. SORRY I DIDNāT MEAN TO SPILL HOT BUTTERBEER ALL OVER YOUR LAP, I PROMISE IāM JUST NERVOUS
you are already dating someone else, and during our love potion unit, you get asked to explain what you smell, and of course youāre gonna be smelling things that describe your partner right? uhm, but then why are you explicitly describing meā¦?
we stumble into the mirror of erised together. we look into it. neither of us know itās anything special. we just see our reflections
part 1
PSA;; Please donāt take it personally if you send me a meme response and I donāt respond. Most of the time itās because Iām too busy or I donāt have the muse to respond to it right then and there, and I may often forget. If itās a response to a meme that focuses more a pre-established relationship or prior interaction, thenĀ I will be more likely to respond if our muses have already interacted. Itās not that I donāt like your muse, or that Iām ignoring you, but with those particular memes I might not know what to say if we havenāt interacted very much, if at all. So never take it personally, and remember that liking a starter call or plotting can always help clean that up!
He missed me and I missed him but no matter how hard we tried, things couldnāt be that simple.
E. Grin (via figs3)
open;
thereās a chance theyāve had too much to drink. thereās a dead giveaway in the rosiness of their cheeks, their lips are almost stained red and their shoulders are relaxed. thereās no stiff uncertainty holding their posture rigid; in fact, their posture is completely slouched, their head resting on their palm as slender fingers turn the almost empty wine glass aimlessly. thereās a chance theyāve had too much to drink. though a chance is much more generously said than what the truth is. theyāve never been able to swallow much alcohol for pleasure without getting at least tipsy. that being said āā thereās a chance they might be more than tipsy. everythingās loose now and itās the looseness thatās to blame for starting a conversation with someone who MAY or MAY NOT be listening. ā i donāt usually drink but this is my fourth glass of wine and i think itās helping. ā theyāve had too much to drink.
noah.
based on the first plot in this list.
ā you donāt haveĀ to agree, obviously, but just know that if you donāt, iāll probably shun you from my inner circles and never speak to you again.Ā ā so maybe noah is a little DESPERATE, and a little drunk, but being a touch off the rails has never completely fucked him over before, so it should be fine, right? plus he needs a date for this event, and he absolutely has to be there, and who else can he ask so last minute? he doesnāt know anyone NEARLY well enough for that. // @ofdecades.
there may or may not have been a time when they asked a similar thing of noah (maybe less of a āwill you be my fake boyfriend?ā and more of a āplease put your arm around my shoulder to get my TA to stop trying to flirt with meā kind of spur of the moment deal.) this time though, itās for noah. thereās an intersection of things jullien wouldnāt normally do, things noah asks them to do, and things jullien ends up doing without hesitation. also theyāre definitely a little tipsy. it takes them a while to get the words to stop sticking to their tongue, and they giggle just a little. ā no itās-- iāll do it. of course, um.. just what do i wear? am i just your date or... your girlfriend?ā
piiiety:
bold any fears which apply to your muse. italicize what makes them uncomfortable.
the dark. fire. open water. deep water. being alone. crowded spaces. confined spaces. change. failure. war. loss of control. powerlessness. prison. blood. drowning. suffocation. public speaking. natural animals. the supernatural. heights. death. dying. intimacy. rejection. abandonment. loss. the unknown. the future. not being good enough. scary stories. speaking to new people. poverty. loud noises. being touched.
listen. thereās nothing āboringā about ships that are stable and built on mutual trust and respect. there can be angst and drama and all those juicy bits without the characters being absolutely abysmal to each other all the damn time