χ-velyn

26, she/her, lesbiab

[offbeateurobeatmiku]

im a catgirl not in the nya uwu sense but in that i am an annoying bitch and will cause problems on purpose but you all love me anyway cuz im cute

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[dashfox1reblogs]

https://twitter.com/KinoFabino

[fleshengine]

I think bunny girls are going to be the next dog girls. Dog girls of course replaced cat girls. After bunny girls, I can't say.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i hope one day all girls can live in harmony

[sovereign-skyy]

cats, dogs, bunnies, robots. Long ago, the four girls lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the

[kropotkindersurprise]

March 30, 2026 - New Uber Eats delivery robots were sabotaged and vandalised in Sheffield, UK, with the vandals taking care to cover all of the many cameras on the robots with paint. [article]

New robotic food delivery equipment being used in a Sheffield suburb has been vandalised with spray paint. A vertical pole with an orange flag on one of the robots - designed to make it visible as it travels the streets of Meersbrook making deliveries for the food-ordering app Uber Eats - was bent to the ground. A charging station alongside a scout hut has also been defaced and traffic cones were placed behind the robots to prevent them from moving. Starship Technologies, which operates the equipment, said: "It's a shame to see a few people spoiling things for everyone else and damaging a new service for local people." Each of the bots is equipped with cameras and a suite of sensors. "The vehicles are fully autonomous" [AKA BEING OPERATED REMOTELY BY WORKERS IN LOW WAGE COUNTRIES] "and have been designed to navigate paths and busy roads safely, often using pedestrian crossings."

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[qqchurch]

[glumshoe]

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

[glumshoe]

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

[fieldbears]

Please let Edgar know that I love him

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Pine nuts in the pages! What a whopper!🎵

[shaneofaragon]

do not forget what we should all be blogging about all the time: lesbianism

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

[penrosesun]

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

[pendulousbunnyudders]

everyone say thank you to trans sisters for making your computer work

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.