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[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

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[64mpg]

thank you for misunderstanding me even though i took the time to over explain myself in a very articulate way

[bluebellsinthedells]

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[whatifiwasmadeofbones]

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[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

ow my stomach hurts

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

never mind i was just hungry

[named-after-a-planet]

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[spiribia]

timelessly funny to be like wow this character expresses themself in extremely relatable ways and then you look into the audience consensus on them and it's that the character is devoid of all personality and unensouled

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[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[moldavite]

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[chantenhalf]

"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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[ryan-sometimes]

One of my favorite things about moving into my own apartment has been just autism/adhd proofing the fuck out of the place. I can accommodate my needs as much as I want to and it’s a type of freedom every neurodivergent person should experience

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

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[charl0ttan]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[thelooniemoonie]

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

[thelooniemoonie]

nice try but that doesn't work on me. appreciate the attempt tho <3

[sketchyfletch]

Anybody who has spent any time working in retail, hospitality or IT can tell you that a not-inconsiderable number of NT people cannot follow a fucking instruction if you wrote it down on a piece of paper and stapled it to their forehead

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