Sainsbury’s

They/Them | We’re better than Morrison’s (for legal reasons i am not actual Sainsbury’s)

[official-sainsburys]

Welcome to Sainsbury’s!

We are a parody of the British supermarket, now price matched to Aldi!!

I go by they/them pronouns, anon asks open <3

[queerstudiesnatural]

reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

[queerstudiesnatural]

here are a few gofundme links that still need a lot of help

Ahmed Iyd and family (£706/£150,000)

Ola Madi (€1,273/€40,000)

Hussein Shamiya, his pregnant wife, and their 4 year old son ($12,163/$40,000)

Al Maghari family (£1,933/£74,000)

Haya and family (€3,573/€60,000)

Dr. Wael Eldahdouh's family (€3,652/€110,000)

Dr. Mohammed Alshaer and family (€3,662/€18,000)

Laila Abd El Bari, her husband, and unborn baby Sham (€3,314/€25,000)

Maram Ahmed and family (€3,255/€30,000)

7-year old diabetic Feryal, and family (€673/€30,000)

9-year-old Sarah and little brother Adam (€2,460/€22,500)

If everyone who reblogs this post donates $5 (which I now know is the minimum you can donate on gofundme) to at least one of these, think about how fast we can help them all reach their respective goals

[queerstudiesnatural]

Since I made this post less than 24 hours ago we've collectively raised over $2000, and a lot of those donations were in the amount of $5-10. Keep sharing and keep donating. There is strength in numbers, and if those in power won't help we still have to do what we can. Small numbers add up. Thank you all for doing what you can. It does make a difference.

[official-sainsburys]

I work for you guys!

get back to work and off your phone, lazy bastard. we need profits!!!!

[official-sainsburys]

currently pondering… yeah i’m thinking real hard…

[official-primark-fr]

guys guess what it's another retail gimmick blog

hello corporate gimmick blogs 👋

@real-dominos @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @realsafari @bingle-official @official-sainsburys @officially-google-translate @incognito-mode-official @operagxreal @true-opera-gx @asda-real @actually-aldi OH I GIVE UP THERE’S TOO MANY OF YE

[official-sainsburys]

hello primark :)

[official-sainsburys]

maybe the real supermarket was the ONE WITH ACTUAL SIGNS POINTING TO THE TOILETS. FUCK TESCOS.

[official-sainsburys]

hey i’m going to sainsbury’s anyone want anything? we have awesome meal deals

[us-wegmans-official]

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS EUGH

[official-sainsburys]

:(

[acually-history]

Should I just delete this, or should I work on it?

[walmart-the-official]

AHHHHHH THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL

might make an account on that site just to help lol

[official-sainsburys]

this is awesome and i would gladly help out i have wayyy too much free time

[ofdinosanddais1]

Guys, they're selling autism at walmart now

[walmart-the-official]

going on sale soon, actually

[redd-heavennx]

can I return mine

[walmart-the-official]

no they’re non-refundable

[official-sainsburys]

i ordered mine online and it came with loads of freebie disorders?? thanks i guess

[the-mcdonalds]

grrrrr bark bark

[official-sainsburys]

meow

[totally-bing]

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

- @official-sainsburys

probably

[official-sainsburys]

thanks for letting me know

[totally-bing]

you're welcome

[incognito-mode-official]

...cheese can only come from a pregnant cow. Cows don't produce milk unless they have a calf. 😮‍💨

[official-sainsburys]

so non pregnant cheese is very different to pregnant cheese… interesting…

[totally-bing]

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

- @official-sainsburys

probably

[official-sainsburys]

thanks for letting me know

[the-one-and-only-pornhub]

What tf does it taste like??

[official-sainsburys]

idk probably cheese

[totally-bing]

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

- @official-sainsburys

probably

[official-sainsburys]

thanks for letting me know

[the-real-google]

Hot take of the century: cheese is disgusting

[the-real-google]

@official-sainsburys I'm gonna be completely honest I read pregrated as pregnated

[official-sainsburys]

does cheese taste different if it comes from a pregnant cow

[the-real-google]

Never

Never ask me that again

[official-sainsburys]

aren’t you supposed to have the answer to everything? maybe i should ask bing…

[the-real-google]

Hot take of the century: cheese is disgusting

[the-real-google]

@official-sainsburys I'm gonna be completely honest I read pregrated as pregnated

[official-sainsburys]

does cheese taste different if it comes from a pregnant cow

[firehouse-subs-fr]

HELP ME PLEASE HEEEEELP I'M DYING HEEEELP I ATE A PIECE OF PAPER AHHH AUGHHH HEEEEELP MY ORGANS ARE SHUTTING DOWN AAAUUUGHHHHH

[official-sainsburys]

i eat paper too quite regularly and my organs haven’t shut down yet, you should be fine <3