[tiffanyachings]

[’rock the boat’ plays in the background]

[greglestrade]

Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering

[disneyinc]

There’s no place I’d rather be than on the seashore dry, wet free. On golden sand is where I lay and if I only had my way, I’d play til the sun sets beyond the horizon

[jupiterinthe7th]

[ruckystarnes]

Where’s the lie?

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[micdotcom]

Deaf singer Mandy Harvey performs stunning original song on ‘America’s Got Talent,’ earns the golden buzzer

[leosbones]

and i’m crying

[kybarsfang]

People who can overcome their disabilities to follow their dreams are such an inspiration.

[spoopy-story-deactivated2018020]

If you haven’t listened to her yet, do so. Her voice is really amazing!

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

You’re Welcome! 🦔

[neonlights92]

I guess I’m getting a hedgehog

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[outofcontextarthur]

[sweetener]

Fandoms Against Humanity: Queer Eye (insp.)

[anditslove]

[foeyedcurls]

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

[onefineflip]

such an aggressive tiny animal

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

[dreamyfilms]

bless

[colorfulcartoon-deactivated2019]

If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood

[y2k-aesthetic]

I had that EXACT Doodle Bear! I actually thrifted it in college back in the late 2000s. I gave it to my young niece.

[noahcentinao]

get to know me: tv edition [2/10] female characters ♥ leslie knope

i am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. queen of all that i survey. enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar!