Certified Merthur Trash

Multi-fandom/personal blog.Merlin kinda ruined my life. I post a lot of random shit. (TS Blog: puertoricanswiftie)

[theweirdwideweb]

[elizabethjenningz]

EMMA. (2020), dir. Autumn de Wilde

[ratliker1917]

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

in russian there’s a saying that loosely translates to “who are we gonna be friends against today” and i think that’s beautiful

[memedad]

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[4444555666777888999]

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

[mynameismeowmeow]

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not

[petitcroc]

[witchingh0urs]

“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.”

— Lisa Unger (via quotemadness)

[loversinarush]

[alp1nestranger-deactivated20211]

 — tom macrae, doctor who: the girl who waited (2011)

[seerofmike]

good morning everyone . i am screaming

[goawfma]

being lex luthor kinda sorta requires being a genius, elon musk got start up cash because his family stole an emerald mine from zambian miners 🤷🏾 nothing but wealth and privilege

[blackwoolncrown]

I saw this tweet earlier today and took psychic damage for 5 hours. this idiot is the worst but also fuck the entire fetishistic silicon valley fanatacism that made him possible.

[resplendentgoldenwings]

As it happens there are some fairly simple solutions to this problem and it’s not to late to deploy them.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2019/11/20/this-is-how-elon-musk-can-fix-the-damage-his-starlink-satellites-are-causing-to-astronomy/#5a5184974ccc

[thecalmissar]

so uhhhh is this shit why scientists were surprised to see an asteroid barely miss Earth???

[meshkol]

yes

[dragonastra]

This is the first I’ve heard about the starlink and can I just say fuck Elon musk and take all his money now so he stops having shitty ideas, or good ideas that are shitty in his shitty incapable hands

[gifyourass]

[queenknightley]

[oliviairodrigo]

I just wanted to disappear. Nobody physically saw me for a year. And that was what I thought they wanted.

[christophernolan]

They ruled for 80 years. But no man can live forever, except he who possesses the heart of a star, and Yvaine had given hers to Tristan completely. When their children and grandchildren were grown, it was time to light the Babylon Candle… and they still live happily ever after.

STARDUST (2007) | Dir: Matthew Vaughn

[wholove]

I can’t bear to lose you.

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[bingomann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[catwithbenefits]

Cain was a millennial

[kurosmind]

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

[imthehuggernaut]

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

[acciowine]

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

[wahbegan]

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

[helpiminwaytoomanyfandoms]

Millenials killed princess diana

[sweetmeatdale]

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

[theothersarshi]

Millennials invited Goths into Rome.

[brightlotusmoon]

Millennials killed Grendel’s mother.

[inalandofmerthur]

Millennials burned the library of Alexandria

[mattrnurdock]

TAYLOR SWIFT: MISS AMERICANA (2020), dir. Lana Wilson.