kongo jungle

[soccerwish-blog]

My boyfriend Donkey Kong canceled our plans to take me out dancing tonight because he had to attend to some urgent “barrel madness”.

[officialdkong]

kong on way to cause problems

[krtzrlxndr]

[officialdkong]

kong not know they make donkey kong vitamins. kong glad he help people get nutrition.

[officialdkong]

bernie kong

[samantha-is-blogging]

What's the most cursed image you've ever seen?

[officialdkong]

please take this down

[officialdkong]

goin to the store 2 buy banana

[officialdkong]

Banjo Is A Fool Of A Bear

LOVE that guy

[bikwin5]

[bonginspector]

We all do

[donkeykongpoetry]

Unlike Me

your timeless face never aging

your thick hair never thinning

time only brushes your cheek

smoothing your polygons

making you more lifelike

[officialdkong]

Im donkey kong

[officialdkong]

why you upset? because kong is king of swing and you will never be????

[suppermariobroth]

British print ad for Donkey Kong on the Game Boy (also known as Donkey Kong ‘94). Note the text on the bottom, which consists mainly of the word “ook”.

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[officialdkong]

ah. literature

[poemsfordonkey-kong]

Red tie,

Hot eyes like the sun,

Do you burn bright, Kong?

Will I watch you char?

You blaze with passion ,

And you put meaning in little things,

But behind the bright tie,

I see you burn.

How fast do you burn, Kong?

Must I watch you fizzle and die?

Do they trumpet out your song just for you,

Or do you let them in on your secrets.

Whisper in my ear, Kong,

And tell me,

How do you burn?

[officialdkong]

yes

[starportcastledreamstation]

[officialdkong]

me

[officialdkong]

time to get it on like. uh. well. you know

[mhall070]

Cheers cast smash edition.

[officialdkong]

KONG IS NORM

[officialdkong]

*Booped your snoot*

my snoot is a temple

[officialdkong]

kong bet you say that to all the girls

[suppermariobroth]

Funky’s Rentals in Donkey Kong Country 3 on the SNES on the left and in Donkey Kong Country 3 on the Game Boy Advance on the right.

[officialdkong]

kong help funky with rental shop sign

kong graphic designer