Fuckology

Thoughtfully Maladjusted

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Me : I want a Vodka.

Cook : This is McDonald's.

Me: Okay, then I'll like to have a McVodka.

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Finally, I'm in a relationsleep.

Read That Again.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE.

Wear a mask at home. It's to save your life. No, not from corona. From overeating.

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People : You look unapproachable.

Me: And yet, here you are.

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All the fairy tales are not about hope. They're rather about how much everything is fucked.

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Motivation is overrated, your environment often matters more.

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Dude, take a risk and do something bold. You won't regret it.

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To write a great book, you must first be a book yourself.

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The one who controls memes, can control the whole universe.

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Don't get the company of wrong people just because you're lonely. Afterall, you won't drink poison if you're thirsty.