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{willow he/him} //main blog//

[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

[kiwinatorwaffles]

comic i never posted for some reason

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

i promise its not ableist when people say you should try things that arent kids shows and fanfiction

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

people are not understanding that this isnt saying you cant like kids media because if thats what i meant i would look like the biggest goddamn fool right now. this post is about how limiting your interests to fandom is damaging to critical thinking but some adults refuse to leave their comfort zones because it makes them feel stupid and use their autism or adhd as an excuse to continue being ignorant. honestly i think its worth feeling a little stupid sometimes if it means learning more about the world and people around you

[spacelazarwolf]

i’m losing my fuckibg mind

[cruiserweight]

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

[funnytwittertweets]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[dreg-heap]

If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

[pisboy]

Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

[pisboy]

a sanctuary of quiet wisdom. all can learn from this

[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[do-geese-see-god]

I can’t stand that song anymore, because when I worked at a county Texas-themed restaurant they played it All. The. Time.

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

thats not very good eatin music :(

[heidelbro]

Me with my country fried steak when hurt comes on

[guerrillatech]

[shithowdy]

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

[civvic]

Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck

[larval-tear]

you know absolutely nothing

[civvic]

Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something

[larval-tear]

even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[pitbolshevik]