Back at it again

I refuse to leave this sinking ship willingly

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[transhuman-priestess]

[void-of-erebos]

Oh hang on.

Fuck you

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[manda-kat]

It should be illegal to make an ad that redirects you to its website if you click on any part of it. A button on the ad that says 'shop here'? Fine. Your finger brushes against the ad while scrolling and suddenly you're on Amazon.com? Unethical. Evil. Stupid. Worthless.

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[green-is-gay]

i like orb as like, a chibi of him

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[imathers]

[woodsdyke]

thinking about a lake i hiked to last year that was so small and cute. i jumped in to cool off and swam out to the middle, then looked down and saw trunks of entire dead trees dozens of feet below me and this is how i learned this particular lake is 100ft deep despite looking like a pond

[woodsdyke]

my immediate first thoughts were 1) damn im glad im a strong swimmer because this is a lake that eats people who can't swim and 2) i thought i had gotten past my fear of open water until right now

[woodsdyke]

it looks so nice and deceptively shallow. but she'll get you

[internethistory]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[pierppasolini]

Peanuts (February 18, 1997) by Charles M. Schulz

[internethistory]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[rowlfthedog]

What is a muppet?

a puppet is controlled by a human, whereas kermit is an actual talking frog

[naut-of-the-cosmos]

I beg of anyone that hasn’t voted to go vote Simon for tumblr sexyman. PLEASE I NEED HIM TO WIN FOR MY SAKE

[naut-of-the-cosmos]

listen, I love Gomez as much as the next person, but he’s been around and decided for a WHILE. Simon’s fresh meat, he’s sad, and he’s covered in blood; this man DESERVES to win

go vote at the polls on @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 blog PLEASE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I love when I see people tagging me