Back at it again

I refuse to leave this sinking ship willingly

[bobkanlidebacon]

How would a melody describe itself when asked?

Idk michael you answer first

The fifth out of the fourteen fear

Heres is The Spiral (5/14)

Back to the drawing board i go

[sapphling]

omg you're refusing to use my it pronouns because you actually respect me too much to call me that? it feels like a derogatory thing to call someone and you've decided to place that feeling before my stated preference? god that's actually just, incredible, nobody's ever said anything like that before... that's just really brave of you...

[thatsbelievable]

[fibro-memes]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[qekouu]

steep descent

[kristina100000]

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[emotionalsupporthandgun]

the masculine urge to say “me” whenever i see the most deranged, insecure, selfish, bitchless loser in a show/movie/game

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[vacuously-true]

Catch people who consider their intersex variation to be a disability being proud for all of June AND July 💛 💜 💛

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[devilsmarmalade]

[goodieprocter]

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks