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[officialhoroscope]

I love that half of these and semi-subtle homestuck references

more than half... don’t tell anyone though

[officialhoroscope]

i see all the homestuck references uve been dropping..... 😏

the gig is up

[officialhoroscope]

I have not yet seen you spell "Taurus" correctly in any of your posts. Congrats, you suck.

*torus

[vizmediaofficial]

Happy 10th anniversary! > Go read The Homestuck Epilogues. www.homestuck.com

[vizmediaofficial]

Happy 10th anniversary! > Go read The Homestuck Epilogues. www.homestuck.com

[undeadrobbie]

Signs as Dungeons and Dragons dice sets

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini: 

Karkat:

Leo:

Virgo: 

Libra: 

VASKA:

FUCK

[meme-theft]

[hadronus]

“…Then Perish.”

[probablybard]

There are twelve months in the year and twelve classes in D&D 5e. Idk what the rest are, but Bards are definitely June

[doctorsawbones]

Ok so the post was accidentally deleted. Let’s try this again. Here’s my take on all 12 months.

Jan- Paladins. We make oaths for ourselves that we (try to) live by much like the oaths a paladin makes.

Feb- Rogues. Dashing and romantic, February is the month of seduction and corporations stealing our money in the name of love. Total rogue stuff.

Mar- Sorcerers. St. Patrick’s day is the holiday of luck, revelry, and chaos and nothing screams that than a wild magic sorcerer.

April- Druids. Mid spring and earth day, April is made for druids.

May- Fighters. The strength we need to power through finals and the last throws of school can be found in a fighter.

June- Bards. It’s Pride month and no bards are straight. Nuf said.

July- Barbarians. The mid summer heat is raging just like a barbarian.

Aug- Wizards. Back to school, which is only exciting for nerds like Wizards.

Sep- Monks. The mental and physical fortitude and strength needed to get through the first full month of school is embodied in the patient monk.

Oct- Warlocks. No explanation needed.

Nov- Rangers. The harvest month is embodied by the best foraging and hunting class.

Dec- Clerics. Religious holidays and peaceful merriment. Midwinter is the cleric’s time.

[montereybayaquarium]

We made one.

[mrsegbert]

Zodiac Signs as pictures of Pop Team Epic 

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn: 

Aquarius: 

Pisces:

[watchthelightfade]

FUCK……………………………

[swarnpert]

U.S. Presidents Ranked From Twink To Bear

[diycraftsnmore]

[duchessreturns]

Why did this video happen to me??

[officialhoroscope]

OfficialHoroscope Back to School GC2B Binder Giveaway

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TLDR:

The winner will get 1 binder of their choosing from GC2B

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[officialhoroscope]

OfficialHoroscope Back to School GC2B Binder Giveaway

We are not in any way affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by, or administered by neither GC2B or Tumblr.

TLDR:

The winner will get 1 binder of their choosing from GC2B

Enter using this Google Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScuA7E9NxxDCcWwvWGhfjhH8rJiXejyYmPUdgvsjxPv3mWRDQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

You need a GMail email address, sorry :(

You don’t need to follow or reblog to enter.

In fact, following and reblogging does not constitute an entry.

Winner will be picked 12PM EDT Saturday, August 26th, 2017

Image source: gc2b.co

If you win, we will do our best to contact you. If we can’t get to you in 48 hours, we’ll have to pick someone else. :c

Again, you do not need to reblog, like, or follow to enter! Reblogs, likes, and follows do not constitute an entry!

Please feel free to ask us any questions you might have! Non-anonymous asks will not be published.

If you win, you can choose any binder from gc2b! Approximate value: $35 to $40

As per the Tumblr Giveaway Guidelines, this is only open to people in the United States age 18 or over.

[officialhoroscope]

do we have any trans/nb followers?

Admittedly, we don’t keep this blog updated very often, but we wanted to do a gc2b binder giveaway somewhere. Didn’t know whether or not this blog had the demographic for it, so this is just an interest post!

[officialhoroscope]

The Signs as Valid Troll Names

Aries - Robbie Rotton

Taurus - Justin Bieber

Gemini - Donald Barack

Cancer - Mister Rogers

Leo - Tumblr Fandom

Virgo - Mother Fucker

Libra - Siiver Gunner

Scorpio - Dexter Morgaan

Sagittarius - Gordon Ramsey

Capricorn - Joseph Utsler

Aquarius - Harold Potter

Pisces - Bonap Ayteet