A totally normal human worm-baby's blog

My name is Zim and I am a normal human boy with a normal human blog. Ask me questions and "like" me and my things and we will get along just fine. I AM ZIM. (( Warning: May not be as serious as one wants. If you want to change the nature of the adventures, send an ask! My art is p non-serious, but you never know when something might spark an arc...~ ))

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Did you try poking the banana with a stick?

(( look at those skinny arms with no hands. Zim had an accident ))

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*teleports in front of you and drops two dibs* I found them, this gnome will b my prize *teleports away with the gnome*

Dib has a twin. This is problematic.

(( Bonus:

Rest in fucking pieces ))

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(( I ordered the IZ comic, it’s on its way. Updates soon ))

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(( as I've said, this is pretty much a crack blog, partly roleplay. I don't know yet if I'll take the blog in another direction with the new comic, or keep it silly as it is. If you want, leave a message with your ideas in the ask box. I want to make the blog fun for you guys as much as for me ))

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(( I ordered the IZ comic, it's on its way. Updates soon ))

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I APPROVE OF THIS IMAGINATORY DEPICTION OF MYSELF, HUMAN ZIM, BEATING THE WITLESS DIB IN WHATEVER FIELD OF MASTERY THIS IS

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Does the mun ship anything in invader zim?

(( I think ZaGR is adorable mostly because Zim would admire Gaz so much and do far-fetched things to impress her...if he ever lost the admiration for the Tallest........hehe ))

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Human Post 22: The Strange Banana

There is a banana in front of my house. I do not know where it came from, or how long it has been there. I do not know where the Dib is, and I do not know why the grass smells like toothpaste. These are things which must be investigated. By me. Not by the Dib.

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Human Post 21: YOUR MISSION

The Dib currently in my possession has been...misplaced. Luckily, I attached a light weight to his hair that makes him dizzy when he walks and horribly disorients him. I don't think he'll be able to walk back to his dwelling, actually. If any of you minions see him wandering around, alert me, and I will retrieve him for...bonding time! Friendly, completely harmless friendship bonds. That he is missing. With Zim. Right now. Tell me where he is you pinkish squirm monsters that are fellow humans.

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*your doorbell rings, there is a package wrapped in skull decorated paper with a note on top* Inside you shall find the promised annoyance as well as a new distraction for Gir. Nobody is better than him at co-op mode. Pleasure doing business with you perfectly normal human.*snickers*

Hmm? *tugs at the package, ripping it open* A distraction for GIR? What sort of distraction?

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*sitting inside were several newer and vintage computer games with co-op and pvp modes as well as a hog tied and gagged Dib with embarrassing photos of the nights festivities stapled all over his jacket and the word enjoy written across his forehead*

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...*clasps hands together* This is an excellent package. I will use it to its fullest extent. *smirks and glares at the helpless Dib*

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*your doorbell rings, there is a package wrapped in skull decorated paper with a note on top* Inside you shall find the promised annoyance as well as a new distraction for Gir. Nobody is better than him at co-op mode. Pleasure doing business with you perfectly normal human.*snickers*

Hmm? *tugs at the package, ripping it open* A distraction for GIR? What sort of distraction?

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Whatever, Good luck on your mission to take over the planet. The package will be delivered as soon as dad heads back to work. *mumbles* though why any moron would want a planet where a substance that could kill them covers most of the surface and even falls from the sky is a mystery to me. *walks away*

*returns inside base, shifting eyes, and travels down to the level where Dib is held in a large empty tube* Sorry, Dib! You’re not being liquefied today! Apparently Gaz requires you first. But don’t worry, we’ll continue our little experiment tomorrow.

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*raises eyebrow* I don't care what you do as long as my games and the company that makes them stays intact, and when have I ever failed to uphold my end of a bargain?

I rarely make bargains with you, so how am I to know how reliable you truly are? As long as I have the power of this entire city in my grasp, I don’t need to rely on faith that you will pull through, even if you have demonstrated superior ability and skill to Dib’s. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an army to assemble. *begins to leave*

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Zim, it's family night and I refuse to miss another one so if Dib ends up delivered to our porch there will be no questions asked and he will be tied and gagged on your porch tomorrow. Please don't incur my wrath by ignoring this.

Gaz, as an impressive human to a slightly-less-than-equally impressive human, I will accept your terms. If you do not hold up to your end of the deal, I will EMP the entire city. You know what that means.

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☎ Ziiiiim.......what did you do this time?

*Zim kicked the phone out of its stand, groaning loudly*

SILENCE BEEPING MONSTER!! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

*Zim rolls onto his stomach, clutching the empty flask of mysterious liquid* MnuyhhhhhaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaah... *Hic* I hate you, mysterious liquid that I found on the streets... Ugh...

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Human Post 20: New Plan

Zim has been encountering many...new and...mysterious creatures on this website. Perhaps it is time for Zim to amass his great army and annihilate his enemies with his minions. Yes, I believe it is that time.

AMASS, MINIONS!! BOW DOWN AND REPORT TO YOUR MASTER!!

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

“STAY AWAY FROM ZIM YOU COLORFUL HOOF BEASTS!!!”

“ALSO!! NOT AN ALIEN!!!!! I AM HUMAN.”

(( added SS as a signature. not that anyone would steal these ))