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americanstirfry

my poor kitty is getting old...

americanstirfry

bitch no he’s not. immortal beast.

deejay

dontletthisheartgo

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

ruinedchildhood

just-shower-thoughts

With the rise of self driving cars, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him too

galacticpasta

Tag urself: sensory issues edition

angryboyvctim

“picky eater”

americanstirfry

Def [Pat pat] and Too Bright!!!!!!

juiceesaft

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

markv5

betaleon

gunzonyatmblr

Bruh this shit was amazing

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

GO BABY GO OMG

thaunderground

Poetry in motion

datmos

My jaw dropped

viqueen

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!!

cheese24k

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva

kotortwo

kicks open the swinging doors to ur saloon wearin THESE

whomst

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”