nope

hi i'm elizabeth, she/hers Scorpio sun Virgo moon Aries rising

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[ttlmt]

emotionally i am giving you all a light boop on the nose

[grantwilson]

tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me after laying in bed for a week and a half straight starting at my phone: sorry just seeing this!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[capacity]

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

[worm]

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

[r-ambien]

[sarcastic-clapping]

me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect…..

person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong

me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..

[turing-tested]

almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[dinuguan]

[toastbutteregg]

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie