[cannibal-dogboy]

More disabled people need to be using mobility aids fr. I hear so many ppl talk about chronic knee and back pain who don't use mobility aids because they're worried they aren't in enough pain, don't want to take up too much space, don't want to get looks, etc. Bitch you are worth it. You deserve it. You deserve to feel more comfortable in your day to day life. Besides, mobility aids kick ass and every time I see someone else my age with a cane I feel immeasurable joy.

[transmortifried]

just want to pop this in here in regards to velma being gay

[transmortifried]

also this

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[funnytwittertweets]

[andreablog2]

People find out Taylor Swift is a bad person every 4 years

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[monsterintheballroom]

[funnytwittertweets]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[mysharona1987]

[nicostiel]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“supreme court has ruled-“ “supreme court has decided-“ “supreme court has overturned-“ can the supreme court turn up dead next i think itd be really american chic of them to die for the fourth of july

[socialistexan]

They're coming for it all.

We have a court that has not just a conservative majority, but a hard-right reactionary one that is going to ignore actual legality and work tirelessly to implement the ideology of an extremely radicalized 25-30% of this country against the will of everyone else.

Precedent means nothing anymore. Any law granted by the state can be taken away. Every hard fought victory must be defended.

If I hear even a single Democratic politician or twitter-brained liberal say the solution is vote blue I'll render them to shreds (in Minecraft).

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Literally

[funnytwittertweets]

[geniusoflove]

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