Hell is empty, and all the devils are here

Idk If you want me to tag anything please let me know xxx

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[paulwelsey]

scottish twitter 

[spelledslots]

those cat pictures with russian captions 

[roonie-here-deactivated20201127]

the “are they helium balloons?!” vine

[savagebeastrecords]

Stop! THIEF!

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

There is absolutely no way to predict this video

[neutralbacteria]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them

[wishful-thinkment]

my mum is a farm gay, she came out, left my dad, moved to a tiny little podunk farming town, found the only other gay in the village, the waitress at the diner, she gave her her number and now they’re engaged. she truly is the most powerful gay. a brave lesbian.

an inspiration.

[a-melior-ate]

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[jame7t]

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

[jame7t]

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

This just in: girls are piranhas

[incorrecthyperionheights]

Ella: Tiana and I are the best friends on this planet.

Henry: Well, that’s cute. ‘Cause Jack and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Jack and I finish each other’s–

Jack: –Sentences!

Ella: Yeah? That all you do?

Tiana: Because Ella–

Ella: –And I–

Tiana: –Can read–

Ella: –Each other’s–

Tiana: –Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!

Ella and Tiana: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Lucy!

Jack: Yeah, right. Like we can’t do that.

Henry: We can’t.

Jack: One, two, three! Rainbows!

Henry: Can’t do it!

[incorrecthyperionheights]

Rogers [getting ready to leave]: I gotta go.

Sabine: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Rogers: Uh… [looks confused, then kisses Sabine’s forehead and starts to leave]

Sabine: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[incorrecthyperionheights]

Tilly: I made a marshmallow Weaver. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. You like it?

Weaver [choked up]: It’s okay.

[sattelite-of-love]

ouat incorrect quotes (1/?)

[cevanssstan]

[myjetpack]

For @newscientist

[katiebishop]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[copperbadge]

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

[digital-gecko-deactivated201802]

My heart wtf

[aenramsden]

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

[kaijufluffs]

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

[katzedecimal]

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

[popetato]

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

[jovano-jovanke]

SHOOK

[freeshavocad00-deactivated20180]

BREATHE- someone make this happen. i don’t know how just- make it happen.

[haiku-robot]

breathe- someone make this happen i don’t know how just- make it happen

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[returnofthejudai]

If a Jew does good things and is well-liked, odds are a lot of people won’t know that they’re Jewish.

If a Jew is hated and and does bad things, everyone will know they’re Jewish.

[fromchaostocosmos]

“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.” - Albert Einstein 

[animalrates]

Meet Bella and Hank. They have a strange relationship. Bella likes to stand on top of Hank to get a better view of everything. The pug in the back appears to be jealous. 14/10 for all.

[accras]

Lupita Nyong'o attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards