[officialthrashermagazine]

what do I have to do to be worth loving I’m so so tired of being cast aside I didn’t think I’d ever be like this but it hurts and I’m tired

[thepachanga]

now that the 2010s are ending can we all agree that one direction was the highlight of the decade

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[the-marxist-mash]

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

[theocseason4]

October 29 we all better shoplift in honor of winona ryder

[babyanimalgifs]

Puma rescued from a contact-type zoo can’t be released into the wild, lives as a spoiled house cat (@l_am_puma)

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[konnada]

its not waterboarding its Chinese water torture look it up,,

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

sorry i wasnt invested enough in this joke to fact check what war crime eddy was committing 

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

[thewickedwilds]

big water energy

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[naturalhairqueens]

OMG! She’s so adorable! All of that beautiful hair too!

[everythingfox]

He knows the drill

[brooklynguido]

[the-chanel-boots-deactivated202]

[imalovellmachine]

[weeniebagel]

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

[weeniebagel]

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

[pissvortex]

fuck you thats not his name

[weeniebagel]

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.

[gainux]

The Reedus family’s cat also has a weird ass name but the story is so cute and Norman is a great father omg

[drunkenhills]

Chaotic good

[chatterjam-deactivated20170117]

dark therapist show me illegal coping mechanisms

[aporetic]

that’s your drug dealer

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

[nyanbinyuri]

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in one specific youtube video: rockin and rollin.. down to the beach im strollin….

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[surprisebitch]

Felching is the grossest name for a sex act like sis I would vom

it could probably be named better like “eating creampie” or “drinking whipped cream” or something

[wizardbussy]

I call it slurping a milkshake when referring to it

[surprisebitch]

that actually works