The Official Toothbrush

Danielle | 18 |

[dailytwitterhumor]

[roaminromans]

[glittergradient]

SO,

- jon being revealed as a targaryen? POINTLESS

- the night king being hyped up as the biggest threat for 8 seasons? POINTLESS

- cersei being the original mad queen and being hyped up as the biggest human threat? POINTLESS

- jaime’s character development and 8-year long redemption arc? POINTLESS

- bran becoming the three-eyed raven? POINTLESS

- jon being brought back from the dead for a higher purpose? POINTLESS

- arya leaving braavos and instead choosing her family and home? POINTLESS

- the starks going through hell for years and years waiting to be reunited? POINTLESS because they were reunited for like 5 minutes before being separated again

- daenerys overcoming all the terrible things that happened to her, bringing magic back to the world, going from nothing to becoming one of the most powerful people on earth, pledging to break the wheel, learning the moral difficulties of ruling, trying hard not to be like her father? POINTLESS

BUT HEY AT LEAST BRONN GOT HIS CASTLE SO IT’S ALL GOOD

[pleatedjeans]

[gameofthronesdaily]

sophiet: The pack survived

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[we-kant-even]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen so far

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[bastardbug]

The Votes Are In

The People Have Spoken

And The Kereru has been crowned Bird of the Year

This Unit, this Absolute Chunker, now takes his rightful place as the God-King of New Zealand

His first decree: Be Large, Eat Fruits

[buttart]

@cyborgraptor

[podencos]

[venuskissed-deactivated20180212]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

graspers

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

whats he gonna do with those hands

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

grasp

[distinguishedbaloney]

[lubricates]

need this!

[unclefather]

[wearedevo]

[meanplastic]

if you are not dirty, you aint here to PARTY!!!

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….