My Own Little World

(She/Her, 28) -- Follow me at my second blog: offonmyownlittleplanet.tumblr.com

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[dogpuppy]

[mutationgirl]

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[dorothyo]

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

[segamascott]

AITA for smiling and laughing

[wosp-reactivated]

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[cryptotheism]

I bet getting struck by lightning feels amazing for 1second