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“We do this every morning.” Morning drink. by KaceeRizzo
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury look
“MOTHER I CRAVE THE SKY WATER”
jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson
Legends only
For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help
I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes
you: making aalittle thing with clay
the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes
Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!
i had an idea but twitter didn't appreciate it enough so i'm putting it here
Meet Smudge the table cat
https://instagram.com/smudge_lord
The absolute legend
mutuals feel free to do this
filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny
I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.
in m. night’s movie they replaced actual Chinese characters that were readily available and shown in literally every single episode with gibberish nonsense that is also high key ugly
here’s the link to the the OP
They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.
to be totally fair, I think a lot of that shit wasn’t his fault, but from what studio execs kept making him do until the point he finally just fucking gave up and clearly just sat back, tuned everything out, and started picking up a check
for one thing, Nicola Peltz 100% got the role because of nepotism and bypassed the audition process that everyone else had to go through, like Sokka, Aang, and Zuko’s actors had to go through
Interviews and post mortems have pointed out that shyamalan is basically the only one in the staff that actually saw the show, as it was his kids’ favorite show, so basically shyamalan is why the movie is as accurate as it is
Biggest twist in Shyamalan’s career: He was the only one that wanted the Avatar movie to succeed
Yeah, you know how he got the approval from the creators of ATLA in the first place? His first draft was a direct adaptation of every episode from Book One. In one seven hour movie.
Behold the power of executive meddling
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion
Terrible idea:
Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.
Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:
“Perception check”
“Bees?”
“BEES???”
That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud
tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand.
Make him the cutest car door man hook hand
my sim: please, I have to pee so much i’m in physical pain, please let me use the toilet
me: you will continue painting for the next 12 hours for money
Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove
Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film
Additional reasons:
Every single character is a PoC
First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen
Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha
Really diverse body types on everybody!
Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)
Kronk
Diverse body type: Llama
Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it
Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing
Also the STYLE:
the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets.
the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy.
that fucking 90 foot throne
the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palace
the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again
Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous
Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
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i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
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