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vnting:
what the fuck is intimacy? how does that work? letting…. people be close to you? what the fuck is int
admit it.. even if Mariah Carey becomes irrelevant, every Christmas, this song is forever a tune and timeless.
Song: Weight of the World Artist: Shayfer James Album: Counterfeit Arcade
I just need my hair played with
Santa Jack [ X ]
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Black sun
A snapchat story
–Do not edit/use/post my art anywhere without my permission!!–
((my brother was right it does look like he is drooling…))
Okay, well do you stop believing in the sun when clouds block it out? {x}
How to train a bottom
“Yeah just do that”
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Aladdin Sentence Meme
"I can't believe it. I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp!"
"Three wishes to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three."
"Tell her the TRUTH!"
"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!"
"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?"
"You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife."
"I wish for your freedom."
"Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space."
"At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
"Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit."
"I love the way your foul little mind works."
"I'm getting kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything."
"But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go, 'Poof! What do you need?', 'Poof! What do you need?', 'Poof! What do you need?' To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!"
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."
"It begins on a dark night where a dark man waits...with a dark purpose."
"Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?"
"Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!"
"The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you."
"After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out."
"We just keep running into each other, don't we street rat?"
"Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes?"
"Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught."
"I've never even been outside the palace walls."
"On a scale from one to ten, you are an eleven."
"You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you."
"How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won."
"Look at that. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends."
"It's all so magical."
"No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me."
"Uh rule # 1: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Uh rule # 2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Rule # 3, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it."
"You're not gonna find another girl like her in a million year. Believe me, I know. I've looked."
"Do you trust me?"
❝ HECK! ❞
promptplots:
Halloween themed starters !
❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜
❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜
❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜
❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜
❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜
❛ you call that a costume? ❜
❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜
❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜
❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜
❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜
❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜
❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜
❛ i hate halloween. ❜
❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜
❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜
❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜
❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜
❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜
❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜
❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜
❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜
❛ i’m not scared. ❜
❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜
❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜
Halloween Sentence Meme ! 🎃
some slightly nsfw !!
“ I’m turning the lights out now. “
“ They’re coming. Get ready. “
“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “
“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “
“ You need a damn costume. “
“ This is my costume ! “
“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “
“ Spooky spaghetti ? “
“ You look… hot. “
“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
“ HOLY FUCK. “
“ You deserved that, asshole. “
“ Wanna go in first ? “
“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “
“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “
“ I don’t wanna go ! “
“ You’re fucking with me. “
“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “
“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “
“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “
“ That’s fucking adorable. “
“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “
“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “
“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “
“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “
“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “
“ Come here. “
“ You hear that ? “
“ That was not my dog. “
“ Did you leave the door open ? “
“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “
“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “
“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “
“ I don’t like these woods. “
“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “
TUMBLR HALLOWEEN PSA
OKAY, GUYS, this is just a quick word of warning if you currently have your sound muted or if you’re on mobile. There are HALLOWEEN NOISES for publishing posts, when you send an IM, and when an IM is received. So far, I’ve had a ghost keen, a grown, a scream, and a moan. If unprovoked noises freak you out, mute your computer or stay mobile till MIDNIGHT EST going into the first of November. Feel free to reblog <3
You can turn them off! If you pull up anyone’s message, click the little … at the top of the message box and select ‘make the spooky sounds stop,’ then it will disable the halloween noises. Have a safe, happy Halloween, guys!