Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”
“How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”
“Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”
“So what if I’m jealous?”
“You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”
“How come you never do that with me?”
“Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”
“I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”
“I heard you and ___ had lunch.”
“Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”
“I can’t have these people all over you.”
“Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”
“Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”
“I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”
“You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”
“I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”
“Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”
“Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”
“Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”
“I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”
“This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”
“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”
“What is/are he/she/they doing here?”
