If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance,

BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

[llynwen]

[writing-prompt-s]

One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

[theradicalace]

like to charge reblog to cast

[imsopopfly]

Death Note if Light wasn’t such a fuckin loser with a cop for a dad and his head up his ass

[dreg-heap]

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

[madnessofmen]

It was a woman that did it!

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

[animentality]

[gayweeddaddy69]

Shein is going down for being a criminal organization. Actors and Writers are striking. Student Loan debt relief may actually go through after all. Jack Smith is closing in on Trump, and all signs point to him dying in prison. Billionares are dying in ignoble and humiliating ways. Please God keep this ball rolling, it almost feels like the first taste of justice in about as long as I can remember.

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ladyshinga]

SAG-AFTRA approving a no-promotional strike right before SDCC 

[witchern]

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[montrosepretty]

The tonal contrast between the boys vs. sloane and hurley in petals to the metal really gets me, especially because I like to imagine what it would be like if the focus was shifted. You have this tense lesbian drama with questions of power, control, and morality, one woman desperately trying to save her partner from unimaginable cosmic forces that have twisted her to the point where the former not sure if she ever really knew the latter. and in the background you have three guys trying to hide a body

[yardsards]

[ryonm-blog]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[theconcealedweapon]

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

[chxrchgay]

in hysterics

[rakkiankh]

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

[reasoncourt]

god forbid women do anything

[appledoom47]

[characterlimit]