Strange stuff my teacher has said:
(about studentsâ papers) âI wish I could just give it back and say âno thatâs crap, do it again!â, but I canâtâ
âBe horrible to each other so that youâll all leave me aloneâ
(to one of his classes) âI only want you to come, no one else. Itâs only you I like, I hate everybody else!â
âI know thereâs a lot of you who wouldnât be seen dead with me in publicâ
âSo if any of you are really dying to read about pee in public swimming pools, well, then urine luck!â (he said this three times)
âI know how radish thinkâ
(about the future of nuclear power plants) âI think it sounds like a blast!â
âYouâre not going to understand shit, and thatâs exacly how I want itâ
(About a lecture heâs holding later) âIâm gonna go there, get drunk and make a fool out of myselfâ
âWeâre not going to get a new teacher yesterdayâ
(Telling us about the new self-locking doors at our school, and how you need a key to get out after 4) âSo thatâs something to keep in mind if youâre planning a break-in here: donât let the door close behind youâ
âIâm stressed, depressed â and Iâm not even well dressed!â (he always wear cargo pants)
âAt least he got to see me before I diedâ Ehhh, wait a secondâŠâ [âŠ] âBut then I died when he was twelveâ GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAINâ
(making up an exaple of a childrenâs story book) âOnce upon a time there was a dog called Eric, Eric was a Labrador and his favourite hobby was chasing people, pulling them to the ground and biting them until they begged for mercyâ
(while attending the art classâ vernissage)Â âIâm just here for the free food, honestlyâ
âSo if we disregard all the stuff that was bad, it was pretty good!â
(we have a deaf kid in out class)Â âOkay, but how do you sign sarcasm in sign language?â
âWhat do bushes sound like?â (he then replied to his own question:) âfsfsfsfsfsfshhâŠâ
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