goth gf

I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

[rapidhighway]

Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

[oh-oorgasm]

Guys, I got so blitzed on shr00ms the other day that I started crying when my boyfriend and I were having sex, because I was overwhelmed with happiness that I found someone like him finally. I'm a huge simp for my boyfriend. He's what makes me wanna do better.

[hugal]

[fvckpvssy]

lonelyhoe

[hmlye]

[ballerina-goddess]

🩰

[euvimprasomar-deactivated201909]

[homietwt]

[trvp-pxta]

[eith]

check out @konsumschlampen for more!

[whilty]

[yailuna]

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[oh-oorgasm]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[thirst]

x

[misterandry]

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

[turkishm0ney-deactivated2020093]

[goldenfck]

[partynextputa]

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