[realizes]

[ofuckme-deactivated20150701]

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

[uniqueforeverr]

[wordsnquotes]

What a blessing it is to love books.

Elizabeth von Arnim, The Solitary Summer (via wordsnquotes)

[young-jae]

[lepidoliteautumn]

no one will forget high Harry. 

[claireodair]

no one will forget high Harry.

[oh-poopie]

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via theone1221)

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[princesconsuela]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S |  running gags

[myuniverse137]

Yes yes yes

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via flagsoccer21)

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[moonsilhouettes]

[aslancallenreese]

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[funnyposts]

WEVE WAITED SO LONG

[huffpost]

[animal-factbook]

Giraffes are extremely egocentric and will take your vehicle whenever he or she feel like it. They are inconsiderate of your emotions and will not care if you yell at them. Because of this behaviour they have been in many fights with human beings since the beginning of human existence and their long neck is a evolutionary trait of avoiding being slapped in the face.

[baracknobama]

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING