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Jess • bi • she/they

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[chernozemm]

When I was a kid my dad would give me a bag of those and my job was to sort them into labelled matchboxes; hard to tell whether he actually needed that for his job or he just wanted to entertain me. The pure unbridled joy in my little heart when he'd bring those out. That surely is a positive test for Something 😅

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

[kaijuyuri]

star wars fans really just make anything up

[byjove]

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[tomthanx]

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[mevil]

[pangur-and-grim]

a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)

[pangur-and-grim]

that’s not a me problem

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 959: 🐢 & 🥇

Handcrafted Version Here

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[circusheart]

it's always some sort of day of the week

[waltzingbi]

wednesday in both directions as far as one can see

[importantcatpics]