♡。·˚· niko·˚·。♡

ꕤ reijean shipper ꕤ currently aot obsessed ꕤ inbox always open

[ohagi-bites]

Chat please send things to my inbox so I don’t feel like a total loser or lose my writing spark 😭

[ohagi-bites]

So I’m a liar and write NOTHING for pride month. HOWEVER I’ve had some exciting life changessss. Mainly a new job, a lot better than my old one, both environmentally and pay wise. What else… hmm… oh yeah!! I dumped the guy I was seeing cause he was being a dick and it was a whole thing. And I’ve been having a bit of a depressive episode but give it a little bit longer and I’ll be back on track cause I can’t afford meds or anything WELCOME TO AMERICA, WHERE HEALTHCARE AINT INCLUDED IN YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE MOTHERFUCKER

Anyways. Remember that Jean x Marco thing I mentioned a while ago? I promise I haven’t forgotten it

[ohagi-bites]

That moment when your single friend starts lookin a little too good

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

[mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[pendragonstarz]

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

[halflitpages]

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!

[dessasink]

lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one

@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter

[janiecakes13]

girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin

@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel

[shartweasel]

girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended

@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth

[candyroxxstarrs]

teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂‍↕️

npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache

[souperache]

local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder

tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish

[ravenwordsx]

traumatized gay people play a made up sport

npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3

[mik0is0bored]

tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two

1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die

2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government

@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else

[foundheaven013]

a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth

(six of crows)

@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles

(agents of shield)

@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

[waytoomarvelobsessed]

something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off

@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)

@allmywordsandworlds @thegenrefluid2 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @liamblack11 @lavendertortoise12 @imnotafraidtodisappear @juno-the-great @veethevoyd

[allmywordsandworlds]

Skeleton takes twelve year old on deadly adventure, twelve year old later becomes god and kills world (skulduggery pleasant lol)

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-robin-4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie

[sparkle-robin-4]

Orphan and his orphan adopted children fight green haired freak

@dontyoudarejudg3 @iboughtyomamaflowers @whatonearthisgoingon @kh4dij7

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Closeted Gay men on ice.

@sage-way @fangz-for-flying-by @snakepetal @funnywitchthing @its-oliver-bitches @marssssbarss @queerjarreadyforwar @thepicklekingog @tenebris-lacrimam @sparkle-emoji-4 @sofhashyperfixations2 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @anything-for-my-moons @the-stars-are-never-far-away @bricksandbirds @destroy-the-binary @guitarheartz @icarhus @in-a-different-timeline @ironmansucksass @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @not-a-gay-fangodess @p3rpetual-moti0n @plumpleberry @purple-dinosaur27 @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @unusualeducation @werewolfadmirer @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @xxlady-lunaxx @cosmicanebulosa @dragonchicken @imkindasleepdeprived @s0ny4trix @kolpok235 @sozvezdiyay @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @dumpsterfire620

[xxlady-lunaxx]

orphans based on real life literature figures having super powers and becoming found family

@chacha-is-dead @pumpkin321xxx @asamiutsuki @stellapuffs @ohagi-bites

[ohagi-bites]

some guy commits genocide in a grand plan to get society to stop telling him what to do

@peachdues @mrsreinerbraun @pinkylemon8 @forusuta @ghostsofragako

[melonluvr37]

happy pride to all the red x blue ships out there. may they keep torturing us to the end of time.

[ohagi-bites]

Yall ever had an ex that you can’t get over? And then feel like shit for it because you’re in a new relationship but you still miss that ex? Like it randomly hits you and you feel like nothing is ever gonna come close to that past relationship, even though you might be with your forever person? Yeah. That’s what the 4am feels are rn.

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ALSO GUYS THERES this Reijean fic where Jean, Levi, Erwin, Connie, Sasha and others are vampires and Reiner, eren, Zeke and others are werewolves, and Reiner owns a bar that’s a neutral zone for any rivalry or fights and discrimination free zone for all races and Erwin and Levi send Jean to infiltrate the werewolves by making Reiner fall for him and it’s so good, it’s on Ao3, mikasa is a traitor vampire because she ran off with werewolf eren SOMEBODU PLEASW GIVE ME THE FIC INFO RAAAA

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Anyone have some good Connie, Sasha, Jean fics? Preferably crack/fluff?? I need some good comfort after my aot rewatch

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY LOVELIES to celebrate our rainbow days imma try to post at least five very very short ship posts (like maybe a paragraph or two) throughout the month HERES TO HOPING I GET THE MOTIVATION!!

be gay, do crimes, create chaos. mwah 💋 ✨

[ohagi-bites]

I just finished season 2. I am officially not okay. THIS SHIT MADE ME CRY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? AND THE PLOT TWISTS?! Someone sedate me fr fr. Imma need 50-748 business days to recover. Like actually. This was straight up cyber bullying wtf.

[ohagi-bites]

Yall im watching dmc season2 and yknow the scene after Dante and Lady’s second kiss? Where its very clearly implied that the fucked? I had a thought:

DO YALL THINK DANTE GOES “jackpot!” WHEN HE CUMS??

[ohagi-bites]

POV you got bored so you opened up CHAI to pick a bot to speak to… only to find that all of the bots you had talked to previously had conversations restarted and you lost months of progress 😞

[literary-claustrophobia]

When I go into ao3, I leave my critical thinking at the door. My disbelief? Suspended. As long as your characterization is plausible, I'll let you take me on any journey and say thank you at the end. Are those plotholes? Never you mind, babe. I will be pole vaulting across them like they never were. Was that a snowstorm in Cabo so they could have a cozy, single bed hotel room? Of course, I'm no meteorologist. Keep em coming, hun. Just know I'm leaving Kudos at the end and kissing you on the lips.

[ohagi-bites]

Time to play my favorite game: is he hot, or is it just the Cybercigilism tattoos (including a butterfly on his throat) and the tongue ring

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Finally started drafting my Reiner fic on ao3 heheh

[shinkamitextposts]

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Realizing I’m fucking up the timelines in my Jean x Marco fic…. TIME TO REWRITE IT