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Intro post ★ (because I deleted my other one)

Former blog name: SiriuslyEpicRunner4

My name is Erin

I'm a minor

Genderfuid - she/they/he (you can call me any of these at any time)

Im Irish (bonjour)

Idk man I just love who I love and that's about it demiromantic

My birthday is August 6th, which makes me a Leo

Feel free to spam me at any time, and my ask box and messages are always open

I like stars, musicals, music, reading, the colour yellow, grunge style, Smosh, DC (mainly just the bat family) and club orange

Date I joined Tumblr: 26th September 2025

I love my moots SM, they are all amazing and so lovely x

Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. If you are homophobic, transphobic, racist or anything along those lines please don't interact

Please don't send me hate anons! If U don't like please just block me

Would also like the add that otherwise everyone is welcome! Any pronouns, gender identity, sexuality, religion, therians, artists, writers, it doesn't matter! I would love to be moots :)

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If you ever see me reply to anything with a 🫎 on it, know it's an insane inside joke and I'm not actually serious about what I'm saying. Also if you are 🫎 REVEAL URSELF PLEEEEEEASE

Not to be dramatic but I would give my life for Tim Drake and Dick Grayson

Also blog for my fan fic is @wolfstarstarr

And my Ao3 is Sparkle_robin_4

My Pinterest is also Sparkle_robin_4

@like-dandelions-in-the-wind is my beloved girlfriend who is also a perfect human being and also the prettiest girl I have ever laid eyes on????

It doesn't happen a lot anymore, since shes taking a break from Tumblr, but please don't send me anon asks about anything to do with my girlfriend. It's fine if they aren't anon asks, but the anon ones are really creepy. If it keeps happening I will turn off anon, this goes for anon asks about any of my mutuals, it's creepy, please stop

Anyway, feel free to spam me whenever U feel like and have a great day x

[eros-telesse]

Damian : *Yelling in Arabic*

Jon : I know, I know...

Colin : You speak Arabic???

Jon : No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault!" in every language Damian speaks.

[allthoselovelybones]

Bored and miserable so here are my Jon x Damian headcanons. (Some of them are little bit spicy and some of them are sad so be warned)

Damian was 19/20 and Jon 22 when they started dating.

They call each other 'bro', 'dude' and 'man' a lot because the habits stick around.

Jon has to wear his wedding ring on a necklace because he kept losing it.

Jon can be toxic when it comes to privacy. He has always been extremely worried about Damian. This only got worse once they became a couple. Far too often, he listens in on what Damian is doing, where he is, and who he’s talking to. He knows that Damian isn't a fan of this, so he tries to stop himself, but sometimes it happens anyway.

Damian is demisexual, and only had a few sexual experiences before Jon, (all of them with women) and he kinda checked out completely during all of them. That's also why he and Jon didn't do anything beyond making out for nine months. (Jon our strongest soldier.)

Damian is bad at communicating when he wants physical affection, so he sometimes just stares Jon down as if he is expecting him to mind read. (With time, he got better with it)

Because super hearing sucks, Damian had custom noise canceling headphones made that Jon can wear while sleeping, during panic attacks or Sensory overloads.

There isn't much Jon can do when Damian is going through a depressive episode. Unfortunately, these are situations that often simply have to run their course. So, Jon at least gets him out of bed and onto the couch, puts on a movie, and orders food. Then they cuddle on the sofa for the rest of the day.

Jon is openly Bisexual and Damian doesn't label himself.

Jon ALWAYS notices when something is wrong with Damian, especially when they have physical contact. He can detect every muscle tension, every change of his heartbeat or breathing, every slightest change in Damian's body.

Jon is one of the only few people who know that Damian has dimples when he smiles.

Damian has sketchbooks filled with sketches of Jon and some of them are spicy.

Jon is learning Arabic for Damian.

Jon is more of a top, but for Damian he’d switch. But Damian can tell that Jon enjoys topping more so he gives him what he wants.

Jon is a biter in bed.

Damian sometimes draws on Jon's back. (he got the idea from Pinterest but he would be denying that with his life)

Whenever Jon is off-world for a mission, Damian gets so anxious he has to move back into the manor or stays with the Kent's until he returns. (Vulcano trauma lol.)

[eros-telesse]

Damian : Jon, I need my best friend.

Jon : Got it! What's up bro?

Damian : My boyfriend is being a bitch.

Jon : Fuck him! What he do?

Damian : He's leaving his socks on the floor, it's driving me insane!

Jon : It's just picking up socks, why can't he do it? Is he stupid??

Damian : RIGHT?!

Tim : What the-

[sparkle-robin-4]

HEY IZZZZZ

Ur orchid, mindaro, seafoam, lilac and merlot

[sparkle-robin-4]

APPARENTLY ITS AN "INSANE" BOUNDARY THAT I DONT WANT MY FRIEND TO SEND ME SPONGEBOB P!RN GIFS

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Bruce, getting older, starts noticing his eye sight is deteriorating. He doesn't know how badly until his kids help to point it out...

Bruce, sitting at the dining table, squinting at his laptop:

Tim, walking past him, toward he kitchen:

Bruce: Jason?

Tim:

Tim, horrified: What?

Bruce: Oh. Wait. I'm sorry, you had a growth spurt—

Tim, more horrified: WHaT?!

Bruce: I'm sorry— I swear this isn't a grief thing or hallucination—

—

Cassandra, sitting at the bat computer, playing Tetris:

Bruce, from across the batcave, squinting at the blurry blob at the bat computer: . . . Tim, are you looking up gay porn again..?

Cassandra:

Cassandra: again?

Bruce: Wait— Cass, no—

Cassandra, slowly retreating from the bat computer:

Bruce: No, that was a while ago, he was fourteen—

Cassandra: THE BAT COMPUTER?!

Bruce: Yes, the bat computer. Dick looked up worse.

Cassandra: I don't want to hear about any of this.

—

Damian, landing in Bruce's peripheral vision atop a building:

Bruce: Talia?? What are you doing here??

Damian:

Bruce, looking over:

Bruce, squinting:

Bruce: Oh—

Damian: Really?

Bruce: You have her nose!

Damian: Tt. Never offend me or my Mother again, her genetics won out as they were superior to yours, thank goodness. I have more than her nose.

Bruce: . . . I'm sorry?

—

Bernard, chilling at Wayne Manor with Tim:

Bruce, walking in, squinting at them: . . . Stephanie, Cass, did you get haircuts??

Bernard:

Tim:

Bernard: What?

Tim: Are... Is Stephanie and Cass just yuri versions of us??

Stephanie, walking by, holding Cass' hand: You wish! You're yaoi versions of us!

Bruce: Hrn... I might need to get my eyes checked...

Bernard: Tim, do you have a type?

Tim: Yeah. . . People with Daddy issues.

Bernard: That... Checks out.

—

Bruce, walking past a mirror and immediately clutching the wall:

Bruce, looking back at the mirror in horror: . . . I look like my Mother—

—

Jason, sitting on the bat mobiles hood while playing games on his phone:

Bruce, walking into the bat cave and pausing:

Jason: What, old man?

Bruce: . . . I thought you were a clone of me for a second.

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: Call Leslie.

Bruce: I am.

—

[secretsdcblog]

Based on a conversation I had at work

Steph: How do you guys wanna be buried? Like funeral rites and stuff?

Steph: I wanna be cremated and have my ashes be turned into a diamond.

Duke: I haven't really thought about it. I guess a regular funeral?

Dick: Yeah. Same.

Steph, nodding: Safe choice. Jason?

Jason: Viking funeral

Cass nodding along: Same

Steph, high fiving them: Fuck yeah! Damian?

Damian: I simply wouldn't die. But in this hypothetical situation I would like to be cremated and have my remains put in one of those biodegradable urns so that I may become a tree.

Steph: Aww cute!

Damian, definitely not blushing: I will kill you myself, Brown.

Steph, quickly moving on: Tim? How about you?

Tim: Bog body.

[Everyone looks at him in various degrees of concern, shock and repulsion]

Jason: I beg your finest fucking pardon?

Tim, shrugging: Bogs preserve dead things really well. My parents were archaeologists. It's what they would've wanted.

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You know what people don't talk enough about? How the Batgirl have to suffer through periods while on patrol.

Batman: Batgirl? Are you hurt?

Barbara, curled up in the fetal position, in a tight space: I'm hurting but nobody injured me

Dick: what's wrong???

Barbara: Cramps :(

Dick: B, I feel like this is a perfect excuse to get ice cream

Batman: sigh, yeah come on Batgirl

____

Steph: Dick I'm gonna kill you

Dick: tf did I do???

Steph: you are all my chocolate you SICK SON OF A-

Batman: no beating each other up on patrol

Steph: no offence B, but I am currently bleeding from my fucking ASSHOLE and this MOTHERFUCKER ate ALL OF MY CHOCOATE. He deserves to be DEAD

_____

Cass, curled up in a ball:

Jason: Cass...ummmmm....do you need anything?

Cass: painkillers. Distraction.

Damian: does ice cream fall under the category of a distraction

Cass: yes.

Tim: I've got some painkillers in my utility belt

[gremlininho]

be crimes do gay

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Batman: Robin's gone

Tim: I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[bace-jeleren]

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce Wayne has a massive bounty on his head at all times, multi millions of dollars constantly hanging above him when he goes out in public. Thus, he has his own personal guard when going to galas or charity events. Is it a conflict of interest that his personal guard is made up of his children and coworkers? Probably. Does he care? No.

Socialite 1: Is that... Nightwing? In a suit?

Socialite 2: It is! Who is that next to him? Red Robin?

Dick and Tim, with blazers and sunglasses over their normal costumes, trailing after Bruce the whole night, trying not to giggle at the absurdity of watching Bruce 'Batman' Wayne nearly spill the entire punch bowl on himself:

At first, the public is concerned that a billionaire can "buy out" vigilantes, but it doesn't take long for someone to just... ask Nightwing to guard them for a night, and he agrees, not asking for payment. This eventually becomes little kids asking for Robin to 'guard them on their way to school' and folks begging Batman to 'guard their dog for the week' (Since when did The Mission become pet sitting???) (Obviously, he agrees, tho the little yippy pomeranian gets taken to Wayne Manor for the week instead, and Ace gets a temporary new friend)

A hotline gets set up so that anyone who feels unsafe can call a number and have one of the Bat Family members walk them home. It gets used a lot by drunk college students, women, and kids who stayed up past curfew.

Scared little kid, barely able to reach the payphone, using their last quarters: Um... I n-need.. Robin.. p-please.. I'm really scared... its really d-dark... my house is far away...

Damian, who is already in the area, beelining towards where the call came from:

[spicy-apple-pie]

That awkward moment when your new guardian is batman but you don't know it yet

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[frejamart]

bruce storming into the manor because with WE in the news there’s been an influx of rumors and scandals and it’s fine if you make up lies about him that’s what he does for a living. but coming after his kids?

they’re all used to sly remarks being made about their backgrounds, things alluding to stereotypes and the such. but to outright claim that dick isn’t even an american citizen? too far.

he confronts dick, tells him he’s sorry about all this and he’ll have this rumor taken care of asap. he’s halfway done dialing the daily planet when dick is just nonchalantly like.

“rumor? b in their defense, i’m not a us citizen. i mean at least i don’t think i am?? i mean i never took the test.”

and bruce pauses and is like. what are you talking about of course you are you were born her- ohhhhhh. ohhhh yeah. oh yeah so actually i did in fact take you in on a whim cause the night your parents died the world traveling circus just so happened to be in gotham. and now he’s spiraling about how he could’ve let something like that slip.

he thinks to himself - did i just. never do that paper work? was there even paper work? how did he graduate high school- (it’s cuz ur rich bruce) and then he’s deleting clark’s number and starts dialing harvey’s instead.

jason listening in the back is like dude you voted this year and dick is like i think i’ve run for office ???

[papayafromtv]

big BIG fan of hardened hero/vigilante types having regular but non-negotiable fears. especially when those hardened hero/vigilante types are the batfamily. because as much as those guys are seen as cryptids and unbeatable legends that somehow manage to beat every meta around them without breaking a sweat, they are just. a group of guys. and i think that’s very fucking funny and people should be reminded of that more often.

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*the JLA holding a super important strategy meeting in the batcave*

Batman: -the main priority is to ensure the safety of the surrounding area even in the case of a fight, so we’ll have people stationed around the perimeter just in case. Hood, can you grab me the signal flares from the store room? you’re closest.

Red Hood, walking over: *grunts*

Batman: *continues to explain his plan as in the background Jason walks into the store room, pauses, and then promptly walks right back out*

Red Hood: *sweetly, from the doorway* Robin?

Robin: mm?

Red Hood: would you like to go into the store room for me? my darling, favourite brother-mine?

Robin:

Robin, eyes half-lidded: is there a spider in there?

Red Hood: maybe.

Robin, sighing in exasperation as he starts walking over: you really need to start trying to deal with these yourself, Hood. you can’t call me every time-

The Flash, watching Damian emerge with a small spider in the palm of his hand while Jason refuses to come out of the corner of the cave: doesn’t that guy chop peoples heads off sometimes…?

-

*Aquaman, on a mission with Nightwing and Batman, on a platform in the middle of the ocean*

Aquaman: if you have your rebreathers then you can follow me down, it’s not too deep a dive to the site.

Nightwing: *staring into the water* mhm.

Batman: *watching Nightwing in amusement*

Aquaman: …Nightwing, are you ok?

Nightwing, still staring: oh- hm? yep. yep, i’m good. i’m- yeah. lets go. lets do this.

Aquaman:

Batman: he has thalassophobia. he doesn’t like deep, empty waters.

Aquaman:

Nightwing: *staring down*

Batman: *faux shoves Dick forward, as if to push him in*

Nightwing, shrieking and jumping back: bRUCE- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT-

-

Superman: the victim’s in that room, if you need to examine the body.

Red Robin: got it, thanks.

Red Hood: so what actually happened to the guy?

Superman, as Tim leaves: well, it seems like the virus infects the mind and causes intense delusions. we think he was driven crazy and ended his own life. it’s… not pretty in there. he stabbed himself in the eye with a pencil.

Red Hood: *whistles* *pauses* wait. in the eye?

Superman: yeah. why?

Red Hood:

Red Robin: *slams out of the other room, falls to his knees vomiting*

Superman:

Red Hood, watching Tim calmly: yeah he’s got this thing about things in peoples eyes?

Superman:

Superman: really?

-

Green Arrow: shit, that’s a nasty scratch you got there, Bats. right across the eye, too.

Batman: *grunt*

Green Arrow: who’d you fight to get it?

Batman: Robin.

Green Arrow:

Green Arrow: Damian did that?

Batman: hn.

Green Arrow: …why?

Batman: he had a cavity and i had to take him to the dentist.

Green Arrow:

Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.

Green Arrow: wasn’t he raised by the league of assassins?

Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.

Green Arrow:

[papayafromtv]

damian heard about bruce’s fear of bats ending in him deciding to become batman, went to the dentist once, and instantly decided he needed to go to medical school.