Bird Thurton

Things I found.

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[depsidase]

[albertnatural]

george washington if he listened to R.E.M:

that’s me on the quarter

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[fyrenwater]

@silly-signs

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. Shit.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Every time OP dances, her parrot flies along with her. OP says she never trained it on purpose and her parrot just loves doing this naturally. Sometimes it’ll just hop right onto her face. (cr 月下郭城)

[naamahdarling]

Help I love him so much

[teathattast]

[depsidase]

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[depsidase]

[bonesandthebees]

let's 😐 with mama

[depsidase]