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isnât captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and thatâs why heâs trying to kill peter pan
âŚwhat the actual fuck
I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN
nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.Â
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peterâs also crazy omnipotent. Like, he âmake believesâ heâs a doctor, and heals Wendy. When heâs hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
Heâs also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so theyâd fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldnât sleep either or theyâd stop flying. And when one of Wendyâs brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.
okay but thatâs the point of Peter Pan. Itâs not supposed to glorify never growing up, itâs supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise theyâd end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.Itâs a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer itâs because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her). Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.
So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow
Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.
Itâs more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hookâs hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesnât know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and âthinsâ out the Lost Boys when they canât fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasnât a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, itâs a story about death and youth. Why canât Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that itâs because heâs dead. J.M. Barrieâs older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brotherâs clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like âAt least my baby will never grow upâ and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, itâs believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boysâ mother, but thatâs not important here.
People think Peterâs dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke âI once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and âinfluenzaâ.â Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were âgay and heartlessâ but he didnât think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided âItâs Hook of me this timeâ the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (heâs trying to trick them into thinking heâs the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, itâs not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because itâs the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. Heâs been there so long heâs not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isnât good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because heâs one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - âTink wasnât all badâ - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isnât even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.Â
And it wasnât so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesnât know when to stop. Heâs a child. He doesnât know right from wrong. He doesnât know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasnât afraid of death. It says âhe felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, âTo die will be an awfully big adventureâ.â and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldnât let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you donât have to lose everything.
And so yeahâŚ.Iâm really passionate about Peter Pan.
Today, I have learned.
this was quite the read
Thatâs it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didnât come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkienâs response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. ⌠I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasnât published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest âfuck youâ ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just âI wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I donât,â but also âyou do realize thatâs not what âAryanâ actually means, right,â and âyou guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.â
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?
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Note to all peepcakes: Iâm going to have to go on a hiatus to get caught up again, as it seems I have posted my finished chapters far more quickly than I have written the unfinished ones
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(And if you enjoy it enough to send a Ko-fi my way, that would be super cool)
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Posting a link to my McMeiZo fluff series. It's only three fics at the moment, but there are a couple more in the works.
@proxy-meicreezo here you go! Hope you like tooth rotting fluff (I can't help it!).đ¸đ¸đ¸
If youâre trying to decide whether or not to write that self-indulgent fic that only you will like?
If youâre trying to decide whether you should read that favourite fic for the 17,000th time even though you have the whole thing memorized?
If youâve never read/written fanfic before, but you think you want to try it?
If you ever wanna write a fic on your favorite but uncommon otp just go ahead and
If I wanna write a fic with a plot already writen by somebody else?
Unless you copy it word for word, odds are your story, despite having the same plot, will turn out to be something different. You have a different way of thinking and executing things. Your story will be your own crazy thing. Go nuts with it fam, write that thing!
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesnât eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
ok the shittiest part about christmastime is the fact people keep skipping over the forth verse of âwe three kingsâ like⌠we get it. yâall are white protestants who canât even think about mortality for one single second.Â
also people who skip the third verse of âo holy nightâ are reactionary cowards
ok but these lyrics are so powerful and amazing. im so pissed.
We Three Kings (4):
Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume Breathes a life of gathering gloom; Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying, Sealed in the stone cold tomb.
O Holy Night (3):
Truly He taught us to love one another, His law is love and His gospel is peace. Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother. And in his name all oppression shall cease. Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we, With all our hearts we praise His holy name. Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we, His power and glory ever more proclaim! His power and glory ever more proclaim!
Important context on O Holy Night: The English lyrics by John Sullivan Dwight are from 1855, a full decade before the abolition of slavery in the United States. In fact, abolition was still a VERY fringe position. Pro-slavery advocates, meanwhile, were arguing that slavery was Godâs gift to white civilization. In that year, six years before the Civil War began, Americans were already shooting each other over whether slavery should expand out in Kansas.
Dwightâunsurprisingly, a Unitarian ministerâput the most inflammatory possible political statement of the day into his Christmas carol.
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baby hanzo had a one track mind
callback to this baby hanzo comic
âAre you excited, hanzo? Do you hope for a brother or sister?â âpuppy.â
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