My ulcers had ulcers.

Yes, I wanted power… I let that lead me deep into the shadows. But there’s a point when a man has to see that he’s gone too far. roleplay blog for JLI-era Max Lord.

[nothumantorch]

yeah it was me.

[telepathyandoreos]

do i even want to question as to why you’ve acquired this new habit

[nothumantorch]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ohbelovedleader]

[telepathyandoreos]

[ Tucks in closer, gently squeezing back. ] And I you, Max. And I, you.

[ohbelovedleader]

[ He leans up and kisses him again. ] 

[telepathyandoreos]

[ J’onn gives a sigh, eyes sliding shut as he comes into contact with his love. His voice is low as he murmurs a greeting, tucking his head down to kiss Max properly. ] Hello, dear. 

[ohbelovedleader]

I've missed you. [ takes his hands in his and squeezes them tightly. ] 

[ohbelovedleader]

[ as soon as J'onn enters the embassy he rushes to him, wrapping his arms around him and kissing him. ]

[theinvisiblespider]

Uh     

Is this place always so crazy?

[ohbelovedleader]

Unfortunately.

[ohbelovedleader]

where the hell did tj go

[ohbelovedleader]

[ sits at his desk, rubbing his brow. ]

[iamtheirsavior]

 KING WITH NO CROWN. [ INFO ] [ ASK ] [ RULES ] [ OPPOSITE ]

                   ”The whole of humanity runs currents                     through my mind. I am their SAVIOR;                     I am the next step in the evolution of                     humankind itself.”

     - Semi-selective & independent [ bad ] Maxwell Lord IV roleplay blog.       - Pre-new 52 reboot canon, set after the events of Generation Lost.      - Roleplay experience of 9 years in total; four in tumblr’s community.      - Singleship & multiverse; panfandom & semi-OC friendly. (semi.)      - Ask always open & skype available on request for plotting & things.      - Against dog cloning, Wonder Woman collector, A+ bug exterminator.      - In need of an excellent neck massage, gotta bad crick in there…

[ohbelovedleader]

*hops through the doors,grins* Howdy Max! I'm here for my membership pack!

Huh? [ turns in his chair, furrowing his eyebrows. Membership pack? When did Creeper get on the -- oh. That's right. Booster had talked to him about this, though Max wasn't paying much attention to be quite honest and agreed with Booster if only to get him to leave him be. 

Well, If Booster had Creeper under control, then that was fine. Max sighed, pulling the papers out of the bottom drawer of his desk and tossing them towards the yellow man. ]

Fill these out.

[thosewhoclaimit-blog]

[ohbelovedleader]

[ runs over, worried. ] Booster!

[yournoseistwitching]

You continuously claimed that I was dead and that Jean Loring was the one who killed me. 

I thought for sure that you’d finally snapped from all the stress with the league. 

I know I couldn’t have imagined or dreamed something this crazy. I mean Jean of all people?

But yeah, I’m pregnant for real this time.

[ohbelovedleader]

Um, no. I haven't. Are you sure it was me, Susan? And not some deranged lunatic disguised as me? Considering you're excellent at finding villains-- Besides, Jean Loring? The Atom's wife? What reason could she possibly have for killing you anyways?

Well, it still couldn't have been me considering I haven't seen you in so long.

Congratulations. Here's to you not punching people in the nose without recognition this time around.

[yournoseistwitching]

Well… last time we met…

I told you that Ralph and I were going to be parents and you kind of flipped out on me.

Come to think of it you were acting strange before that too…

[ohbelovedleader]

Wait wait wait-- first of all, I haven't seen you in nearly a year. I don't remember parting with you on that bad of terms.

Second of all, this is the first I've heard of you being pregnant for real!

[yournoseistwitching]

!

Max… 

You’re not…. upset anymore?

[ohbelovedleader]

Upset? About what?

[ohbelovedleader]

yournoseistwitching

Sue! Good to see you.

[ohbelovedleader]

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

"At this point? I don't think I'm legally allowed to question it."

[chanel-oburrrlin]

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

[thosewhoclaimit-blog]

I fly like any normal person flying person. You move around too much when you’re being carried.

[ crosses his arms with a pout. ]

[ohbelovedleader]

I do not. I told you several times to put me down before I barfed on you, and you didn't, so I had to try and hold it in. Which reminds me --