[morgansram]

Calf wearing a sweater

[justcatposts]

Sitting next to a stained glass window

[charlataninred]

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

[jerkingoffmydick]

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED #JERKING MY #COCK

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[ohbuoys]

i am literally begging for the ability to reblog ads on this cursed platform

[innerchildabortionclinic]

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[maidthings]

[2560x1440]

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[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

take your kids to work day!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama

[kristina100000]

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

[mutt-boy]

lets overthrow mama

[monster2001]

[bunniope]

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

[pseudomantis]

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny