Cats Mostly

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[greelin]

the last line of this hit me like a fucking train

[greelin]

can’t even be like “no one even says hi first these days” because well. they certainly did. is this who home depot employs these days

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[akashicrecord]

attention Kmart shoppers I'm squirting and whining like a dog in heat

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[sweeetcarolime]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME DMV: HELL YEAH Verdict: DENIED

[punkitt-is-here]

[gauntletqueen]

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

[mistral]

well what does it taste like then?

[gauntletqueen]

[ober-affen-geil]

You know, the place where I last worked wanted to use our reading room as backdrop for a filmed interview (we had a very pretty reading room). On the day the film crew was there, the audio guy came over to my desk which was at the edge of the space and said "Look, you can keep working 'cus you're not doing anything too loud, but in a minute I'm going to go over there and call for silence for 10-20 seconds, and during that time I need you to not make any noise." And I went "lol sure" but he clearly felt a little uncomfortable telling me to not move at my own desk so he explained; the purpose of those 20 seconds is to record the silence in the room.

It's so they have a patch they can edit "silence" over some extraneous background noise later (the phone ringing, me getting an email, the toilet flushing in the bathroom next door, the elevator coming and going, noisy student group, etc), but the point was that they can't just slap any old "silence" over a recording done in a certain room. They have to use the "silence" *from that room* or it will be jarring on a subliminal level to the people listening. Because silence has a sound, and it's a little different everywhere you hear it.

That's what water tastes like.

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[marinella-ela]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ampervadasz]

[creepled]

this video is like every facet of what it is to be a cat, all at once

[fanficmemes]

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

[the8thsphynx]

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[cosmos-kitty]

Finishing off the year with an idea I've wanted to paint for a while, a cat in the clouds ☁️

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void