We Are Nowhere And It's Now

chingona pero llorona .

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[ofnikkcs]

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clearly this isn’t all that there is can’t take what’s been given but we’re so okay here we’re doing fine

[catsbeaversandducks]

[newgoofbootin]

this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs

[incogniito]

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

[memescomedy]

[catasters]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[togidemicomics]

I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

[neurodivergent-crow]

Big fucking mood

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

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[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat cocoa can’t comprehend that he’s a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while i’m sleeping 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

cat: MOTHER IS COLD, I WILL WARM HER

me in dream: man i sure do drown a lot lately

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

[mens-rights-activia]

[catchymemes]

[dostoyevsky-official]

in this country no one is above the law

[banshee-neet]