I'm Just An Avocado

Once a roach crawled up my naked toddler chest and I’ve never been the same since.

[renegadepack]

carlisle every time edward asked why bella was so still during breaking dawn

[jabberwockypie]

me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.

the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

[shmoopie313]

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”  

[absentlyabbie]

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

[emmavakarian-theirin]

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[thewitcherincorrectquotes]

Jaskier: Oh no~ There’s only one horse?~ What are we to do?~ I suppose we’ll have to-

Geralt, already on the horse: Walk.

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

Wait, didn’t this actually happen..

[toastbutteregg]

[rodrickheffeley]

fuck it adèle haenel eating corn at a protest

[oomshi]

[mosstronomy]

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao

[mysieee]

The hills are alive with the sound of VIOLENCE. 🚑

[catchymemes]

[willow-s-linda]

She’s no man D:

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dearestvita-deactivated20221122]

Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville-West, 22 August 1927

[foreheadtouch]

[indianajounes-deactivated201603]

you’re being medieval

Judith Beheading Holofernes// Maggie Stiefvater

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coolboysclub]

[bobo-tucci]