Joshua

Waco, TX ISFJ, -A/-T

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[agentfascinateur]

Found in Gaza...

[in-a-mellow-tone]

it's the holidays, you know what that means

[hofessorx]

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

If cats don't want to be bothered by humans they shouldn't be so botherable in both size and shape

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

[nativenews]

[liberalsarecool]

Conservatives have no plan[s] to help. All policies are an excuse to impose misogyny.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

[kosmogrl]

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[mils-666]

<3

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[wakewithgiggli]

[parksandrex]

[exitwound]

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

[transarsonist]

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

[citrono-kirbo]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[ruinedchildhood]