BANDIT LYYYYYFE!!!

You got dark hair, dark eyes, think you're better than me, but can make me laugh? You might be my type, pal.

[roguemonsterfucker]

Reblog to kiss a yautja on the forehead

[animusrox]

Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

[221bshrlocked]

I love the fact that Sam Raimi's Spiderman(s) have always been my favorite because, as a young girl watching those movies, I loved Tobey so much and his character development and the stories. But now, as a 26 year old fan, I want nothing more than to be fucked through the multiverse by Doc Ock or Green Goblin. And I get to appreciate the same actors through this new movie. Like I'm so sorry but I don't give a flying fuck about anyone but those two and hopefully Tobey and Andrew if they're in it.

[grettski]

Me: *sees bomb, hears laugh*

Me, a very big Green Goblin fan:

[queenkoriandr-deactivated202410]

Spider-Man (2002) Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

[staticnerd]

I'm sorry but if you watched the Spiderman No Way Home trailer and didnt scream when the pumpkin bomb rolled on screen and then screamed louder when Alfred Molina's Doc Ock came on screen and said "Hello Peter" then we cant be friends.

[lulollymint]

"What's for Din-ner??" inspired by food and Star Wars (FOOD WARS!) in children's book style! Don't take too seriously, this was just a fun and silly side project, hahaha-

When I get hungry, my brain starts making all the food puns, so apologies in advance if you feel the need to facepalm. xD Had so much fun with this! I put in a lot of my favorite foods, so the puns are quite biased, haha-- What alternative food puns can y'all think of?

[humanoidhistory]

The Matrix opened in theaters on this day in 1999.

[tedllasso]

RICHARD MADDEN for Calvin Klein, Defy. July 2021.

[rob-pattinson]

RICHARD MADDEN 2021 | Calvin Klein “Defy” Campaign

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[yoyolovesdaiki]

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

[darkgvk]

I’m not risking it

[infiniteoddball]

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

[legitimatelala]

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

[spencers-dria]

She’s…yeah I can’t not

[thewhitejournal]

i’m sorry guys but i’m not risking it. we all know her power

[more-heid-pls]

she scares me too much 🥲

[teashoesandhair]

Hot concept: Jonathan Carnahan is lactose intolerant and whenever Evy discovers that he's pilfered something from the library / sold a forgery to the local museum / pickpocketed one of her coworkers and sold his ill-gotten gains at auction, he eats a plate of brie in the hopes that she'll see how ill he is and feel so sorry for him that she won't shout at him. It has worked precisely 0 times but he still tries it at least once a month.

[teashoesandhair]

[elodieunderglass]

You know, none of us are okay but at least we are together

[assiraphales]

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

[assiraphales]

the energy this man exuded

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[santiagogarcia]

[namiiswan-archived]

[walmartdionysus]

Pardner, why u mad? Cuz my spurs jingle jangle jingle and yours don’t?