Coffee and Cartoons

Hey, I'm Noelle! 28, She/They.

[doppelgender]

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

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[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[eizneckam]

Now imagine a girl with swirly insane person glasses

[moonbells-draws]

instructions unclear i made her real

[yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps]

Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”

[closet-keys]

The zionist occupation has seriously injured 173,514 people in Gaza, destroyed the overwhelming majority of hospitals, and maintained constant blockades on aid leading to essential medicines running out. Over 20 thousand people like my friend Fadel are waiting on emergency medical evacuation and are trapped by Israeli travel restrictions and coordination costs which can be tens of thousands of dollars per person.

[closet-keys]

The occupation bombed my friend's house while he was still inside, and though he survived, he has been waiting for medical evacuation for years. In this time, he has been without adequate shelter, food, clean water, or consistent access to medications to manage his disability. His conditions have gotten more severe the longer he is forced to endure these genocidal conditions. Fadel has developed severe anemia requiring frequent hospitalization, and his medications now cost $800 a month, not including pain relief.

[closet-keys]

Today, @fadell-aldany told me that he now has to take a new type of medication that's substitute for a previous one, because it's no longer available due to these shortages. New medications come with side effects, like overheating, which is especially difficult because it is extremely hot in Gaza and he lives in a crowded camp in a tent with no way to cool down. Please help him raise the funds he needs for healthcare, nutritious food, and clean water.

Demand nothing less than the end to the settler-colonial project and a free Palestine from the river to the sea!

[fadell-aldany]

My friends, I do not want to go back to the multiple fainting spells I have experienced. Pleas.e stand by me and h@lp me to b.u.y my medicin.e urgentl.y. Please do not leave me in this predicament.

[1five1two]

[clowncarpool]

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

[clowncarpool]

engine update:

[medievalsquire]

my knight dramatically threw his gauntlet to challenge someone to a duel and i had to go pick it back up because he only has the one pair. really embarassing tbh

[art-of-monkan]

Mina the Hunter 👀🩸 A quick sketch~

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[jimbles-archive]

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[veryluckyclovers]

[targarrus]

haiiii lamb attack sheep attack ram attack

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.